I would put this on the back:

Radio Shack, staying relavant, doin' the Bull Dance. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it.

@blash: No, I think you misunderstood, I get it all the time. I'm just not very good at it when I do it.

@Michael McElrath: Yes, that's EXACTLY what she said.

@Stem_Sell: I waited and waited for you, you never came.

My wife tweets every orgasm during sex. She's tweeted twice - in two years.

@Sent from my toilet: That's awesome. I appreciate you telling me I got one over on you. Most people wouldn't be secure enough to do that, thanks.

ummm ive got a 3g iphone that i accidentally upgraded to 4.2 (lulz) is there ne1 who could help me downgrade? i would like totally appreciate it.

Yeah, and he's a real cop.

The fuck? That Casey Chan is a weird bird.

Oh god, wait'll Stem Cell gets wind of this story.

These videos actually make me sad. Sad and embarrassed.

@OCEntertainment: Good god, could you act any more like a complete douchebag? One of the reasons I bought the phone, and also part of the Vibrant's marketing, was because I was told it WOULD get Android updates. So you'll have to forgive ME for being unsympathetic to your bleeding heart and Samsung's "logistical…

@Almightywhacko: You'll have to forgive me and my Vibrant for thinking that we probably won't get Gingerbread, considering I don't even have Froyo yet. Samsung will probably put December 22, 2012 as the release date for Gingerbread on the Vibrant line. Yeah, I just did that, see it?

@OCEntertainment: Yeah, you got me, I'm blindly indignant about Samsung not putting Gingerbread on the Galaxy line. What's that? The Galaxy line doesn't even have Froyo yet? I thought so.

Well, Samsung found a way out of putting Gingerbread on the Galaxy lineup. Make the same freakin' phone and just give it a different name. Here ya go, Samsung and Google, for your half-ass'd efforts and lack of ingenuity.

@HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: One of the best comments ever.

Awesome, a rollercoaster in which you go fast enough that your vomit will kill everyone behind you. I call shotgun on the first row.

Who cares about regular trees, does the WiFi hurt THESE guys?

@Euclidean: Either way, a little couth goes a long way.