@theimmc: They've got me questioning myself. Maybe I was wrong. Does this mean I'm gay?

@Clixx13: They changed it after I posted my comment.

@theimmc: They absolutely corrected it after I posted this.

"Probably" show off Honeycomb? It says right on the invitation that they will be doing just that.

Black Hole Sun?

That big "Blueberry: Artificially Flavored" at the top right of the box should have been enough to give it away.

Watch out you might get what you're after

@UliKunkel: Oh snap son! I foresee a warning in your near future.

They need to setup Super Mario games above urinals. That way I can play AND drain my Yoshi at the same time.

That's it, I'm gonna start smoking. Thank you Giz. I've been debating for some time now on whether to start or not, so I prayed about it. I wake up today and you have a beautiful smoker article. If that's not Yahweh giving me the go-ahead then I don't know what is. People will think I'm cool when I do this trick…

The wolves figured it would be more painful for the kid to explain to the world why he has Creed on his phone instead of just eating him.

@Irving94: The latter.

I don't think it's high-res displays. The battery life isn't there yet to support that kind of thing. Ergo, my money is on batteries.

@TheLostVikings: Not anymore.

@Martin Sugar: He can't have my liver as I'm a practicing alcoholic.

I was one of 'em. And I'll be one of the 10 million that buys the next one too. I'm even contemplating giving Jobs my pancreas.

Lemme get this straight, Samsung is trying to charge carriers for their POS TouchWiz that they put on top of Android? Okay, take it off, it's garbage anyway. Problem solved.

@KillerBee: It's a whole different ballgame I think. The older iPhones have a hardware incompatibility factor. Samsung on the other hand, is just trying to create a revenue stream out of something that shouldn't be.

What happens when you fu*% with Jason Chen? You get cancer recurrence.

I don't see anything going wrong with that, at all.