@FuzzyCholo: Much like the zoo, people, you don't feed the animals there. Please don't feed the trolls here.

@theimmc: Roger that.

Pffffffft, that's nothin'. I jammed this bastard in my ass just yesterday.

@jamjen: Alright, I'll concede, but only if you meet me halfway and agree that he's a freak, mutant koopa.

@Andrea Glidden: He may be called King Koopa, but he's not a real one, he's a damn phony.

@MacAttack: No way, I ain't buyin' it. He's no Koopa.

That's not a koopa! That's Bowser. Koopa's are the little turtle things.

Nothing better than some tight muff to cover your ears during those cold Midwestern winters.

So, instead of "Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." it should be "Cameron is so tight that if you stuck bct-carbon up his ass, in two weeks you'd have super-hard graphite."

@Unsilent Minority: Absolutely nothing.

I'm no John Holmes or anything, but, that shit can't be good for the environment. On a lighter not, the first picture is quite beautiful, in a morbid, depressing kind of way. Helloooo new wallpaper.

That's the difference between guys and girls. If a girl had hidden the camera and a guy had found it the dude would have continued stripping and shook his wiener all over the place for the camera, acting like all guys do, like it's the biggest wiener in the world.

@austin_modern: My vote for the dorkiest, geekiest comment ever. The only place you'll find someone complaining about some tits & ass.

@William Yarbrough: Yeah, I use to wonder why I was always attracted to the heavier, fuller girls. Then I realized it was no different then preferring blondes, or brunettes, or blue-eyed women. Just a preference.

@Rintor: Yep, I enjoy my women to have a fuller figure. I'm not necessarily attracted to excessively obese women, but I would still take one of those over a little wafe skeleton girl any day of the week.

I prefer the ones on the right, all day long.

@shartattack: That's between me and the pumpkins...and now my wife.

I know what I'm doing tonight. My wife is gonna be so pissed when she gets home from work tomorrow morning and sees what I've done with the pumpkins. It's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission though.

@maxijet: I know it, but I can't lie to you guys, and lying by omission is still lying.

@freedomweasel: Good point, that's as rude as ripping a fart and then leaving the room.