That's good, because nobody would buy it, especially with a Twitter phone on the horizon, the twiPhone. My sources close to Twitter's mobile division said we can expect it in Q2 of 2011. I'd buy it, know why? 'Cause I love Twitter.

Looks great and not at all out of place right next door to the farm.

@Deez: No problemo mi amigo.

@Deez: Of course I'm joking. I feel like I shouldn't have to confirm that.

As a habitual and career laptop thief, I can tell you putting the Dell sticker over the Apple logo works. We won't touch a Dell, we pity the owner too much. Furthermore, my company, Association of Pirates Pillaging Laptops and Electronics, or A.P.P.L.E., is looking to expand operations into the Midwest. Email me…

@CptnGrammar: Except Dell's monitor has, you know, multiple ports/inputs to let you do whatever you want with your brand new, $1,000 computer screen, and Apple's doesn't. No HDMI?

@usedtowork: Premium item? Since when did "premium" displays not even have an HDMI port?

Tried it, here's some shows it suggested:

You can tell me how much it doesn't work all you want, Mr. Diaz, but my right forearm is three times the size of my left. The proof is in the puddin'.

This is how I view Nokia's party crashing attempt.

This is so ridiculous it requires the creation of a word to emphasize just how ridiculous it really is: retardiculous. re-tar-dic-u-lous

Here's a couple more guys churning out beautiful, man-made clouds.

This is cool and all, but doesn't it kind of defeat the purpose when the typical looking garage is sitting right next to the hidden boulder house? Maybe they ran out of money.

"I can see the chain reaction, the chemical precursors that signal the onset of emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic, and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you from the simple, and obvious truth: the black levels will be reduced by 20%, and there is nothing that you can do to stop it."

@boomshanker: An obvious troll is obvious.

@DaSmoothNerd: Boy can I ever relate to that. I can't get my G1 to stop going into sleep-mode at six o'clock every evening.

@ddhboy:

@JustTee: Yeah, I have a bad back, some days I can't reach as far as others when washing.

@Applerain: I said this is what it would look like if it were anonymized. But yes, it actually does have square edges.

@barrywoods: I do what I gotta do to put bread on the table.