What I would look like with my 'meat & potatoes' anonymized.

Every time I type a letter and the search results updates, does that then count as a search query and get stored on Google's servers as a search made by me? For example: I start typing 'd-i-c-k-s' as in 'dicks sporting goods', am I now gay in Google's eyes for the three years they hold onto my search history? Do I…

@IGotTheGuns: I could of probably provided a more thorough explanation as to the context in which I used "bleeding hearts". I didn't mean to represent conservatives when I used that term. I was actually trying to highlight the opponents of privacy. The people who claim that if you don't do anything wrong you don't…

@ARP: I could of probably provided a more thorough explanation as to the context in which I used "bleeding hearts". I didn't mean to represent conservatives when I used that term. I was actually trying to highlight the opponents of privacy. The people who claim that if you don't do anything wrong you don't need…

While this is an abomination to our constitutional rights, there will be plenty of bleeding hearts saying "it's OK", "they do it to protect us from terrorists", "if you've got nothing to hide you shouldn't be worried". But really, at this point, can we expect anything else from our government? The writing has been…

@tacomstng: I'll have my lawyers look into it immediately.

@Bwehngamun: Of course not, I forgot to add that your significant other will be the one doing the driving, the DD of the night. Good catch, wouldn't wanna be caught off guard when I present my idea to investors. Thanks.

That's a solution to one of the glaring problems facing electric cars. What about the other big one - when you go out and get piss-ass drunk, come home and forget to plug in your car? Fear not, I've come up with a solution for that. I call it the Billybird Car Charging Garage Mat for When You Get Sloppy Drunk and…

@Justin: From the article "The fantastic Nike+ App let you track how far, how fast and at what speed you're running with only a sensor in your Nike-branded shoe and a compatible iPod or iPhone. Now you don't need the sensor or the shoe."

Shouldn't the end of the first paragraph read "Now you don't need the sensor or the shoe if you have and iPhone 3GS or an iPhone 4. I guess I don't know why the iPod Touch was brought into this article at all since you still have to have the sensor because of the lack of GPS. Of course, it is entirely impossible…

@Destructerator: It was cool to hate him because he deserves it. The stuff that he actually wrote on his own was horrible and not funny. The stuff he said that was actually funny, wasn't his stuff at all. And I know comedy is largely based on influence, so don't argue that with me, but he, on many occasions,…

Here's a crazy optical/audible illusion. Many, many people swear that if you watch this guy long enough, he gets funny. My brain must be primal, or broke, because he's never said anything funny when I've watched him. How 'bout you?

I smell an opportunity for the creation of a good ol' fashion folklore. The massive Alcatel-Lucent cable laying ship vs. this guy.

@PHXPhoto: I guess the only thing left to say is, you're welcome?

@Squalor: Or go to the auto parts section and look for a "Portuguese Gas Pedal".

Her blood looks like squished strawberry. And that thing in the top right of her blood picture looks like a baboon butt. Her blood is weird, I'm outta here.

@brianhatch: That was an awesome flying dick, hilarious.

@MrSoursop: Anyone who throws an semi-obscure TPB reference at me gets hearted.

Dicks of a feather flock together.*

@NVJar: I'll do it, strictly for comedic purposes though. I won't actually enjoy my "massage", just part of the job.