@A.Jaswal: How about we, for a second, look at him not as a CEO, but as a person. Can we then expect him to be nice and not a douche? You sound like you have insecurities, which is why you probably relate to Hurd so well. Maybe daddy issues? I don't know, but a professional could probably help you sort out your…

@Rift: Or maybe she was playing up the Hot Piece of Ass bit. Stay with us.

@hoospiders: Not only was your comment funny, but you used nefarious, malevolence and torrid. I can't tell if you used them correctly, you'll have to get Kaiser-Machead over here to double check, but you used them, which is all I care about.

@Analog_Olmos: You do if you want the iPhone to be HSPA+ compatable. You would need a new chipset.

So, it doesn't state or prove that Apple put an order in specifically for CDMA chipsets, just that there was an order placed with Qualcomm? Because Qualcomm also makes HSPA+ chipsets, correct? Am I missing something or could this "rumor" just as strongly point to T-Mobile?

@Zak123: I apologize if it came off as dickish, it wasn't my intention. But you have to admit, lose is one of the most misspelled words on the internet, making it difficult to distinguish from an honest typo.

@Zak123: Should it matter?

@Zak123: Your phone shouldn't lose bars because of grip regardless of whether you're trying or not. Also, this whole antenna issue came about because there were a lot of people losing signal when they WEREN'T trying.

I think I see some Pussy Willow in there as well.

@madisomi: man of ren: You're probably right. My apologies, to all. Poor taste no doubt.

Congrats, Giz.

@songs: Ideas can most certainly be copyrighted. Educate yourself.

This patent application isn't so much about the GUI as it is about the behind the scenes stuff. I've never used 'Where To' but if you read its description, and then read Apple's patent application, you'll undoubtedly come to the same conclusion that I did: Apple is trying to patent the entire 'Where To' app. I gotta…

There's going to be a lot of "lightsaber" extensions coming from nerds after watching this.

"Don't shit in your own backyard."

@shemoanscazrex3: Right back atcha buddy.

@IceMetalPunk: Touche Mr. Punk, touche.

That is truly amazing. I mean, to study the audible idiosyncrasies of all the planets and still find time to bang hoes and represent Compton and smoke weed, you know, general gangsta stuff. Good for you Mr. Dre....oops, I wasn't trying to front, I meant DR. Dre.

@Avohkah Tamer: Any future robbers out there can be rest assured knowing a laptop is safe to steal if the owner tells you there's a tracking device on it. If there really was, they wouldn't tell you about it because they would want you to use it and eventually get caught.

@Courteous_Gentleman: Pretty please?