@bornonbord: I've got $63, an 1/8th of good smoke and a 2g iPhone with the mute and volume buttons broke, let's wheel & deal.

A bumper ain't gonna fix this, Stesus.

And in related news, eBay saw a 5,000% increase of Windows Phone 7 phones listed on it's site as of late.

I don't need a scale - I know exactly what 7, 14, 21 and 28 grams looks and feels like.

Wow, even way back in 1982 people didn't find it necessary to capitalize or use correct punctuation.

@lespey: Haxorknight and Smoove-J got it.

The last two paragraphs just explained why 3D sucks and ruins movies.

He's still easier to look at than Mickey Rourke.

@Silverhold probably shouldn't have: I didn't say what to pour out.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: UP? What am I missing, isn't that from Pulp Fiction? Well, substitute "iPhone" for "watch", and then it's from Pulp Fiction.

An Heirloom, to me, means something of significant personal meaning. When thinking of it in this context, yes, gadgets can become heirlooms. Anything can. Although, heirlooms tend to be heirlooms not simply because they're old, but because they have some wonderfully fantastic story that comes along with them.

I cry, every single time I use my Mighty Putty. Time to pour one out for our fallen homeys.

I knew as soon as I saw the heading of this post that the Twitter haters were going to flock in hordes. If you eliminate the individual, narcissistic aspect of Twitter, it's actually quite brilliant. Following the people, organizations or specific interests that are relevant in your life has never been easier. …

Another spectacular aspect of that video is all the secondary flashes that are going on. The video is focusing on one large bolt slowed down 300 times, yet, hundreds of other flashes are occurring as well, at what appear to be normal speed. Imagine how fast those are in real time? Probably too fast to see with the…

@flashoverride: The thing is, the term 4G is in no way a representation of speed. I suppose in a broad sense it could be because it's being used to describe the next generation of mobile data, but that's it. T-Mobile's HSPA+ network has been tested and proven, more than once, to be substantially faster than Sprint's…

Dr. Rockso thought that this was an entirely different kind of exhibit. He was disappointed, to say the least.

@snitch: Yeah, it makes more sense, technically, but Scott has those crazy eyes. I needed a more visual dramatic effect.

If Steve is Jesus, then Scott Forstall would, undoubtedly, be Judas Iscariot. He's got betrayal written all over them crazy, serial killer eyes. Cue 'The Judas Kiss'.

@Ghostwind66: Very good point. An unintentional dis.

It would make me want it even more. I'd look like a total "bad boy" who doesn't care about anything to all the ladies.