That's not the only thing with a large mass, a tail and plenty of lost gas. I call this celestial body NSCAR 3.24.20

This can't be checkmate for this phone, can it? I mean, this boot process sounds eerily similar to the iPhone and we all know how the Dev Team fairs in that battle every firmware release. The devs who work on these types of phones have their work cut out for them, no doubt, but they'll get it. It just seems like…

@jmeadicicco: Oh we all know Apple doesn't make perfect products all the time. And if you didn't, here ya go:

@MrHaroHaro: I don't think he has any choice but to like it because, apparently, he was the one who designed it.

@WestwoodDenizen: Ahhh, gotcha. Thanks for the correction. In my defense, though, I didn't know Kansas was still allowed to even be a state.

Somebody please tell Oklahoma that this is the point of listening to music. Every time I listen to "10,000 Days (Wings Part 2)" by Tool I get a euphoric kind of high. Shit, I'm a junkie. Wait, that's not such a bad thing. This guy I work with got hooked on Heroin and the company gave him 12 weeks off - with pay,…

It has begun.

@Subliminal Bukkake: The art of distraction is just that.

They're going to announce their long awaited partnership with T-Mobile.

@mullingitover: Slapstick comedy is alive and well.

This is discriminatory towards hipsters since Pabst Blue Ribbon tallboys aren't offered in bottles.

@superhappyfuntime: But how are they justifying manslaughter? They found a car, someone please connect these two dots for me.

@silkworm: That was intentional.

@musiqrulez: They're real alright. They're running ads featuring both actors simultaneously. I prefer the angry black guy to the soft, suave one.

@musiqrulez: I don't understand what you mean. The point I was trying to make is that I won't buy a product from any company unless their spokesman is this guy, the Old Spice guy.

I don't care if there's 5,000 cars being powered by 1 battery while a leprechaun riding a unicorn plays a keyboard. If this guy ain't pitchin' it, I ain't buyin' it.

The house of cards is starting to sway - again.

I used to think the impending zombie apocalypse would be brought on by our own government conducting secret biological experiments. I was wrong. It'll probably be ushered in by some ill-qualified company contracted out to harvest bacteria for these clothes makers. Whatever, bring it on, I'm ready.

With Tommy Tightjeans at the helm, what could go wrong?

@Slinkytech: Happens man, I'm constantly using "it's" instead of "its". Your humility just got your heart filled though.