Pretty much sums it up.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: I love you. You deserve two stars. You just got your heart filled.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: "Anything they do for shameless self promotion or to make mad grabs at better chances of making more money somehow should not surprise anyone."

@eaglen: I'll be sure to check it out. Thanks for the lead.

"Old news", says Magic.

I remember when corporations were much less brazen about doing stuff like this. But alas, lobbyists and the long corporate dollar took every shred of "consumer friendly" out of the entire governmental system. Corporations have no fear. If we sue, they have the judicial sector covered by corporate friendly judges. …

What it will look like when the bike goes limp mid-ride. And make no mistake, it is going to happen.

These guys approve.

That finger must have been somewhere real good for him to smell it like that. I want in on that action.

Drew's been there and done that.

Now it's worth $299.

Just doesn't feel right without Ben Stein standing next to it.

@Wade McGillis: And once they figured out how the universe worked they realized they didn't need God anymore.

Excellent.

@PopandLocke: I wish I could promote this. Nice find.

Coming from a guy who works outside, and how I especially enjoy working in the rain, this is pretty cool. But - BUT - I'll only buy it if the humanoid Asainbot is included. I need a grunt to carry my materials around the jobsite.

Real books. I can only read an eBook for about an hour before my eyes get tired and begin watering uncontrollably. I've tried adjusting the brightness but it doesn't help.

@MacPro66: Dammit, another oversight on my part. I'm gonna go cut myself as penance.

They'd have to make an exception for this though - wouldn't they?