Google should offset this cost by taxing hipsters a higher percentage. 50% should do it.

@superberg: He can play the logic game all he wants. Maybe he believes a person is not born gay, that's fine. I don't think it's fair for you to come in and deny him logic because of it. And in a time when saying something that could even remotely close to kind of almost be construed as being anti-gay, I think it's…

@dogved: They have to "prove" they're gay. In front of Eric Schmidt, the board of directors - and god. Kind of like an audition, only gayer.

I knew at first read that it was fake. And I'm an expert, I've been watching my wife fake it for 13 years.

@jellyandtoast: I guess the requirements for getting a star on Giz are getting less stringent.

@djdare: "...and video game console market" Really? Are you sure that honor doesn't go to Nintendo for the Wii?

@halopower67: *lose

I wonder if Steve is kicking himself in the iHole for responding to a few customer's emails regarding the matter.

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All it would take is for there to not be any lines or drooling customers at one of Apple's gadget launches for them to get the message.

I never understood the phrase "premature ejaculation". Premature for what? I DID my job, what nature intended, I ejaculated. If the woman didn't get one then maybe she needs to tweek HER habits to get one a little quicker.

I love how his shopping cart doubles as an ottoman. I would totally hang with this dude.

This looks pretty sweet. You should check your email.

@AreWeThereYeti: I laughed my freakin' ass off at your comment. You sir, just got your heart filled by me.

@mrchomicz: Me, personally, hell yeah. I'd be the most bitter son of a bitch you ever met. I just didn't think him never owning an Apple product warranted the "sour grapes" comment. It was obvious that the reporter went into this trying to portray Ron Wayne as a cantankerous old hermit who lived his entire life…

Never owning an Apple product isn't that hard to do. Especially if you're older. So I'm not buying that as being "sour grapes".

We're doing our part by being awesome commenters here, Giz. So, let's not have anymore technical snafu's which inhibit us from reaching our full awesomeness potential.

Oh great, another bitter Flyers fan. Get over it, God.

My midi-chlorian count is too high, Steve. There IS a reception issue.

Two kindred gaming souls - brought together from opposite sides of the tracks - the world says they'll never make it - love says they will. You know Law & Order is gonna do an episode about this.