All of that is correct.

None of that is what you said initially.

Yes, this terrible pun is completely representative of “us,” and unhip government functionaries only exist in America.

Wow, you really are a soccer fan.

She smells more like cheddar pluck from the Jay Z Corp.

I have two: One happened to me and was horrifying, one happened to a friend and is hilarious.

I critiqued Marc Maron’s interviewing style on a message board I didn’t know he read. This was during the first year or so of WTF and it seemed to me like every time his guest was a woman or some kind of ethnic/sexual minority, he’d focus so squarely on that aspect of them and ignore everything else. He wasn’t being a…

I like you and I bet you are awesome to hang out with.

Yup, this checks out.

I went to see a screening of the second Boondock Saints film (for all its deep and obvious flaws, I have an abiding fondness for the original, entirely because of the gorgeous men and all the homoeroticism) that included a panel discussion with Troy Duffy and a few of the actors afterward. The move was so awful I…

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

Bill Clinton is as devastatingly charming in person as he appears on TV. That’s all I got.

Oooh, ooh, I got this. I was a big Oasis fan back in the ‘90s, so when the band came to Melbourne my friend and I decided to go to their hotel. My friend found out they were staying at the Hilton, and they rocked up in their van to a small crowd of fans waiting to say hello. The band was quickly ushered into the foyer…

My uncle was a limo driver in the 70’s-80’s and they didn’t have cells back then of course, so when he was late picking up a job at the airport, the person called my grandma’s house to see where he was, my uncle was living with her. She told they guy my uncle had left already and would be there shortly. Aparently the…

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

just adding detail to the story?

The best “Guide to Girls” I’ve ever received:

I’ve been waiting and hoping for this since that tweet you posted. It did not disappoint.

I hope this goes viral. This deserves to to be read by everyone.

I still haven't heard back from him.

Great piece. There has been a lot of attention on ESPN’s ignorance of domestic violence and misogyny on this site (rightfully so), but the worldwide leader is a business more than a reputable news organization. Floyd and the NFL represent cash machines to ESPN, so they're not going to risk that by acting like anything…

This is tremendous, IMG.