My son’s on the autism spectrum. He’ll be turning 8 next month, and we’re not doing a party because I’m afraid this exact thing will happen to him. (We’re taking him to an amusement park instead)

Also his first power was uncontrollable X ray vision. Yet he didn’t see the spaceship in his basement til he was 12... because tired Jesus metaphor.

Ah! A visitor from the planet where breastfeeding endangers and inconveniences others! Because, guess what? On this planet, no one, no how is endangered OR inconvenienced when a mother feeds a hungry baby. Certain people with unresolved Jocasta conflicts may be squicked out when they see a baby breast feeding, but…

This has the potential to be historically bad. DC needs to sort their shit out and remove Zack Snyder’s name from their Rolodex.

This is a pretty embarrassing outing, Captain Midnight. Go back, retool your shtick and come back when you’ve got something that will actually provoke a better response than “you’re a nancy, get rekd [sic].”

Endanger

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Don’t know about any musicians, but one of my best friends in college sucked an NBA Player’s dick quite a bit. At first, I had no idea who it was, but I saw the commercial last year with the guy waving the finger saying “HAHA NO NO NOT TODAY!!”, and recognized him and his voice. His name is Dikembe Mutombo and was…

I have an OG story about my aunt & Elvis in the 50s. My aunt looooved Elvis. She had a friend who worked at the hotel where Elvis was staying, so they stole a room service cart & uniforms and went up to his room. They were stopped by security, because they were wearing high heels and had fancy hairstyles, so he knew…

It was SO BAD. This was like mid-plastic surgery too so like she was actually pretty hot/normal vs. her current Kris Jenner face mold situation + colossal ass implants. But honestly, boning Ray J would make my vagina and mouth dry as well. You know who’s was underrated? Paris Hilton’s she was so filthy and 1+ for…

They were both young right? so you kind have to learn the hard way how to navigate romance and the friend zone

Ooof. The guy who stayed while his date was banging Isaac Brock. I just don’t know. It’s admirable he stayed so he could give her a ride home but Jesus there’s only so much humiliation a person should have to endure. And I’m not a puritan or anything, if I had a girlfriend and she wanted to fuck the lead singer of a…

I'm torn between feeling like dude, have some self respect and being all awww, he really cared about her and wanted to make sure she was safe.

Yeah, that’s probable. Still it’s amazing he waited around and didn’t just leave her cab money or something. Especially if everyone else was passed out.

Wow @ the guy who drove his date home after she fucked another guy. Just wow.

You know, teenagers are pretty awesome, too. My 16-year-old daughter has put more grey hairs on my head than I can count, but her optimism, energy and passion (all of which are usually misdirected, lol) remind me so much of what it was like to be on the cusp of young adulthood. She’s a hot mess of intelligence…

Any parent who comes out the other side should get a medal and a beach vacation.

I think one of the biggest flaws in CAFE is that it’s sales weighted. I mean, if the market decides that it wants giant gas-guzzlers, why is the automaker punished? If you want to stop people from buying giant gas guzzlers, tax the gas that goes into them and change the market conditions. It seems to me that a basic…

Keep in mind that CAFE fuel economy is not the same thing as real world fuel economy or even what the EPA sticker says. A car that meets the 54MPH CAFE standard would have a sticker that says 39MPG.