I will never understand streaming. Putting original content to one side (typically doesn’t interest me enough to subscribe), why would I pay to get some limited grouping of previously released movies? Is there stuff in there I would watch, sure, but (i) there are 1000 other places to watch movies, why do I need…

No, no, I think we should continue to excuse all toxic masculine predatory behavior directed at all women everywhere forever if the alternative means even a single well-intentioned man is ever falsely accused for a second.

Although the Lighthouse fell off nearly as hard from the Witch as Midsommar did from Hereditary. I mean, both the Witch and Hereditary were mean, smart and tight, Lighthouse was goofy and fell apart, and Midsommar is pure stupid shit.  

Disappointment Blvd. was where I was when I saw Midsommar, which is so dumb, so contrived and unbelievably silly, that I realized Hereditary must have been beginners luck.

Must have been your jar of critical acumen because that movie is stupid as shit.

Midsommar is one of the silliest, most intelligence-insulting movies of the last decade. It’s a rip-off Wicker Man done far less well, has crap internal logic, completely telegraphs everything that’s going to happen, and has contrived characters that make the folks in Green Inferno seem cool. It’s so bad and so dumb…

Good, let him go make stuff for Amazon so it can come and go as quickly as everything else on streaming. Bye Felicia!

I remember a time when you could watch music on TV 24-hours a day. Trying to remember what they called it . . .

They don’t. In the same way that people can’t see Donald Trump for who he is because they’re blinded by the hype, so too do most people think Fast and the Furious is basically the same as [insert great art here].

Would not have allowed the happy moment when he resurfaces.  It would have been Brody just shrugging by himself. 

Woof, sounds amazing, but I don’t know if I, as a parent, have the fortitude to read the second half.

Especially when she knows she’ll never, ever touch his musical legacy.

Nah, it’s pretty easy.  Crosby is a musical genius and a pretty funny guy.  She’s a lame retread who makes tired derivative music. 

David Crosby’s musical talent is the Sun compared to Bridger’s defective flashlight. She could write a song a day for infinity and she’d never begin to touch his genius. The fact that you like her music and think her sad guitar smashing was cool affirmatively establishes you are a lame.

Idk, but Crosby Still and Nash played their second concert ever to 400k+ people with monitors the size of your cell phone speaker and they absolutely murdered the ever living shit out of it, so I’m gonna say he kinda knows what the fuck he’s talking about. 

You’re an idiot, the first CSN album is a classic for the ages.

Yeah, David Crosby is a legend.

If only her music could measure up to that standard.

Enjoy mediocrity!

Yeah, David Crosby is a legend, a gifted artist whose work from 40 years ago sounds 1000 times more vital and energized than anything this lady will ever do.