Yes, you’re right, people have subjective opinions about mediocre music.

To be fair, she’s extraordinarily mediocre pop music, just like nearly all musical acts on SNL these days, and David Crosby is an all-time great.

He’s not wrong. Her performance was a wet fart, and her guitar smashing was just embarrassing.

To be fair, that sounds a damn sight better than the movie they released.

I totally agree—just because I was abused I’m not “fully realized”? I need “strength” to “fully realize” myself? No, I just needed to get the fuck away from my abuser, haha, the realization came naturally after that.

Shame Shame is a funky track, that’s what they were going for: funk.

Any Given Sunday benefits from Stone’s late period visual artistry, and like JFK, Nixon and especially Natural Born Killers and U-Turn, employs hyper-rapid cutting, different film stocks and flashes of seemingly random images to create a sort of visual tone-poem that is unmatched in modern studio filmmaking. I mean,…

Any Given Sunday benefits from Stone’s late period visual artistry, and like JFK, Nixon and especially Natural Born…

Hmmm, maybe, but inasmuch as Ledger was really doing a crap impersonation of Nicholson’s Joker, I think Snyder may be taking Leto all the way back to the OG.

Seems crazy to think that anyone could cheat on Uma Thurman, though I’m reminded of the best bathroom wall graffiti I ever saw:

But why is Nick Nolte in the video?

Of course you would.  Nearly every movie is made better by seeing it in a theater--not just because it requires your undivided attention, but also because the social element adds to the experience.  I saw Blair Witch in the theater, and people were freaking the fuck out, I thought I was going to have a anxiety attack,…

I feel so bad for Villeneuve--he thought he was improving upon Lynch’s Dune, when in fact he was just making Syfy’s Dune.  Fuck a TV movie. 

It’s beyond high time someone finally made a Pinocchio movie.

There’s Geena Davis, then there’s Earth Girls are Easy Geena Davis, boing.

BACKGAMMON.

BACKGAMMON.

I thought she was--her emotion for him seemed legitimate, which makes the ultimate betrayal that much more brutal. 

Scrap the Marvel universe, I want a series of movies about this hero.  I don’t care how they bring her back, but they should.

One of the best movies I’ve seen in years, so witty, so filled with righteous anger—the most surprising thing about this movie is that we haven’t seen it 100 times before, given the ubiquity of its subject matter. It’s a horror movie, a comedy, but more than anything, a superhero origin story. The tone of the movie is…

I’d rate it a solid A-, one of the best, most exciting movies I’ve seen in years. You describe her as becoming a super-villain, but I thought she was becoming a super-hero, because her anger—like the anger of the movie—is fully justified. Honestly, I can’t believe we haven’t seen this movie 100 times, most every woman…

If your DMs and personal emails and texts aren’t chock full of super offensive shit that was said in jest or as part of in-jokes with your friends or whatever, that’s a bummer for you.