Fox News.  That’s what happened to all of them.

I came for this and you delivered.  

Have you watched AWiL lately? The parts you remember remain excellent—the opening scene at the bar and on the moors, the transformation, the final “big wolf around London” scene.

Silver Bullet is SO good in parts (most them involving a buck-wild Gary Busy), but then other are so silly (the Werewolf wielding a baseball bat, the Werewolf generally), it spoils it.

Aka, the Bill Murray improvs for three minutes song from Meatballs.

My adventurous parents took the kids to Scotland and Wales, and when you’re out in the country, there is NOWHERE to eat but the pub.

But to be fair, everybody complains their boss is an asshole, and a director is the boss of literally hundreds of people. 

Flash has a GIRLfriend?  This flash?

Sure, he has every right to be chapped over a bad filming experience, but how does that add up to accusations of racism?  He sounds like the boy who cried wolf, and when you’ve been given the magical gift of being cast in a huge tentpole movie, you might want to chiggity check yourself before you start casting…

Well gosh, the director was bossy, they color-corrected the movie, and some of his scenes got cut.  RACISM!!

He finds the mask in the street! Guess that’s still more believable than a reporter being allowed to deliver it to him in the asylum.

Something that adding adult Corey Feldman might actually improve.

I read he’s actually playing his character from Six Degrees of Separation and he teaches Michael how to act rich so he can charm his way into Haddonville homes.

You guys must not have seen the “first” Halloween, it was one of the dumbest, least scary movies of all time that took (yet another) an explosive shit all over a classic. Worse than Zombiween, maybe worse than H20.

Well, is she a hoax, or is the spirit more powerful than she expected? I definitely read the movie as her having powers, and using the powers to bring Carol Anne back from the afterlife.

The older I get, the more I love Poltergeist, I think it’s among his very best, with Jaws, Raiders and CE3K.

This is why no one’s allowed to criticize Tom Cruise.

Which two are most likely to survive?

You should apply for a job as a movie critic, sounds like you’re an expert.

Let’s not forget Chachi is a rapist, and preyed on Nicole Eggert, among others, when they were underage. Interesting note: I once tweeted about Chach being a rapist, and six months later, I shit you not, he responded to my tweet attaching a letter from the LA attorney general that said he had been exonerated for the…