Jesus Lord Brie Larson is getting hotter by the second.

Hmm, yes, I do recall that.

Go to Disneyland—you can do everything in three days. You’ll walk infinitely less, the weather is better, and flights to LAX are cheaper.

As fabulous as the Disneyworld resorts are—and I agree, the Polynesian is the absolute bomb—you owe it to yourself to go stay at the Grand Californian at Disneyland. Just as awesome, but—and this is a big BUT—you can walk from anywhere in the park back to your room in less than 10 minutes. Screw waiting for the…

Yes, but when you go with kids, the “tiny things” you want to see are their reactions.  Disney is wonderful; Disney through your kids’ eyes is beyond special.

You can get hammered at lunch and experience a transcendental ride through Pirates. You can eat molly and turn that sweltering heat and manical music into your best friends. You can get a sly handy in the Hall of Presidents.

Well, you did better than most adults who go for the first time and come home with the usual “too hot, too crowded” gripes. The truth is, most people see Disneyworld and Disneyland through kids’ eyes: either what they remember and loved as a kid, or what they see their kids loving today.

If you mean mitigating adolescent anxiety and unspoken suffering, I’m all with you.

Given how hard it is for me to discern social mores and norms these days, I imagine it must be baffling for most kids. Everyone knows our President is one of the worst people alive; one of our political parties is proudly racist; and five seconds on the internet will display the worst humanity has to offer.

Sure, let’s prosecute these girls to the ends of the Earth about their fantasy murder scenario while every madman in America can easily buy a gun this afternoon.

Not really a “food take” as much as a biology take, but whatever makes you happy.

This. I recently escaped a relationship with someone with unchecked bipolarity, and the playbook is eerily familiar. I hope he gets the help he needs, but then I desperately hoped/wished/begged my ex to get help, too, to no avail.

I thought some of the sex stuff was silly and overblown, but my problem wasn’t that it was too risque, only that it seemed to be from a different movie.  I would have been far happier with two hours of R. Patts and the kid.

I never thought I would miss Klum, but Kloss is so irritating I haven’t watched any of the new season past the first episode.

Man, I wish my ex would have pulled her weight doing household work, one of the many reasons I divorced her.

There are two types of Marvel movies: the serious ones (Winter Soldier, Ultron, Black Panther) and the fun ones (Ragnorok. Guardians, IM1, Spidey).

Crawfish, like shrimp and lobsters, are underwater bugs. They have an exoskeleton; their insides are white mushy shit. So by all means, enjoy away, but know that if you gently boiled a big pot of large roaches, they result would be very similaar.

That Princess breakfast they’re at? It costs $125 PER PERSON, regardless of age, which is to say it’s $500 for a family of four to EAT. BREAKFAST.

Because the hyperloop concept has already been constructed in the real world?

Let me suggest you that before planes there were other ways to get to places, and before cars, and before trains, and before horse-drawn buggies . . .