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Wow, I’m garbage? AND an idiot?

Not in this day and age, bub!  We sit here at our computers and diss anybody trying anything new, it’s the American Waaaay!!

No private vehicles.   Specially designed vehicles made for this purpose.

Aaron Gordon in 1964: “The US has lost its mind with this absurd race to the moon. We don’t have a rocket that could get there, and even if we did, there’s no way to breathe on the moon! We should stop this ridiculous pursuit of unproven concepts and get back to churning butter!”

The best line Gunn has ever written.

Hmm, call me crazy, but being “fucked to death” seems a hyperbolically overstated punishment for stealing jokes.  Like, maybe being “handjobbed until that shit is raw” would be more appropriate.

Wow, what a movie. The first and third acts are some of the most thoughtful and heartbreaking scenes of parenting I’ve ever witnessed. I’m a grown-ass man, but also a father, and I cried like a baby. It plays very reminiscent to the climax of Toy Story 3 (if you know which scene I mean), and the guy sitting next to me

Jesus, the trailer is only two and a half minutes long.

Idk, if you survive the beatings, you usually get invited to be the meat in their sandwich.

Add in a night of hard drinking and the MDMA might have been little more than the energy keeping a blacked-out drunk on his feet and swinging.

Shy Fx: Ragamuffin Soundtape

Still better than plugging your ears and braying about how no one’s saying anything substantive. 

If you think “not much of substance is heard from either side,” friend, you’re as cloistered and willfully ignorant as Ellis.

Because USC is some high-falutin’ school?  No it’s not.

Yeah, no. Glover’s been okay in some things, and he did a fine job of ripping off that This is America song, but what is that he’s done that should make me so excited to see this? Spiderman? Solo? Community?

A very good point. I think part of the problem is that when you remove the force from the equation, there’s really nothing that peculiar or interesting about Star Wars world. I mean, sure, they have aliens, and they different modes of transportation, but once you get over that, it’s just people being people. I suppose

Trust, me too.

It’s not Star Wars Fatigue, in the sense that there have been too many Star Wars movies too fast, it’s MEDIOCRE Star Wars Fatigue.

Please, Maxine Waters wouldn’t waste her time “hating” that man. She has a job to do, she’s getting it done, and if he impedes her, she’s going to put him in his place.

I don’t understand the appeal of streaming. I pay out the ass to get 150 channels on cable, which includes the Disney channel, but now I have to pay to MORE to get this separate Disney channel? So instead of one cable bill, the powers that be want me to pay a half-dozen different bills every month to multiple