100% agreed.  This is an American thing.  Travel anywhere overseas and everyone is cool with babies, as they should be.

As for changing diaper on the table:  have you been in an airplane bathroom?  Newsflash:  most of them don’t have changing tables.  So where are we meant to do it, on the bathroom floor? Have you seen an airplane bathroom floor?

Hi Shitbag! You think your shit doesn’t stink? You think the rest of us aren’t sick to death of your fat, slow ass clogging up the aisle, trespassing on our arm rest, clogging up the overhead, and otherwise being a self-righteous douchebag?

Oh really? What about my last morning flight between LA and LV when a group of super-shitfaced sports bros got on, whooping it up, then one of them PUKED in the aisle before the plane even lifted off, then acted like it wasn’t his puke and made the stewardess get down on her hands and knees and clean that shit right…

Telling a three year old they’re being rude is itself pretty fucking rude.  They’re three.  You call a three year old rude??

And I’d rather read Elmo than listen to two adults talk about their bullshit for hours on end.  I’d rather fucking hold Elmo in my lap than smell the giant shits grandpa is ripping every five;

Yeah, because every other adult on the plane isn’t a self-centered dick who hogs the overhead space, bumps your seat, demands you get up while you’re asleep, and runs their fat fucking mouths until the wee hours.

Are all the drunk adults on the plane going to pass out earplugs so I don’t have to listen to them curse at full volume? Where there’s a sporting event showing on TV, are all the idiots cheering like they’re at a bar going to hand out earplugs? Is the goddamn Captain going to pass out earplugs for every time he wakes…

So my question is: Is it the Babadook, where the antagonist is a chimera, the product of the mom’s mental instability? Or is it Hereditary, where the mom’s mental instability is the product of an actual antagonist?

Geez, you guys seem pretty butthurt about a fun joke.

Your mom has six erogenous zones.

Your mom has six erogenous zones.

I’m ready for TWO AMERICAS. Not sure how we group it or work out the borders, but I’m fucking over and done with red state dipshits dragging the rest of us down. I mean, fuck these self-destructive idiots.

Yeah, except that intermittent fasting has been clinically proven to improve your health by normalizing your blood sugar for periods of time. It’s a pre-diabetes therapy, ffs.

Ignorant much? In fact, intermittent fasting has been PROVEN to normalize blood sugars and help those with pre-diabetes avoid diabetes. Your metabolism INCREASES during fasting periods. You people seriously need to read up before launching on these absurd internet attacks.

So he actively studies exercise science, he’s on an eating plan works for him, but somehow you know better than him because you’re certain “it’ll catch up to him”? Are you a doctor?

No, lots and lots of normal people do it, too. It’s called intermittent fasting, it works, and it makes you look and feel great.  Don’t buy the bullshit pretense of this bullshit article; read up on IM, it’s life changing.

Huh, whoever wrote this article is truly ignorant of the benefits of intemittent fasting. The truth of the matter is that the way we eat now—all day long, “grazing” as they call it—isn’t natural, and it isn’t healthy. Humanity existed for tens of thousands of years on one or two meals a day, and your body is actually…

Nobody will get fees.  You don’t get fees in America unless you have a contractual or statutory right, and there’s no right to fees in a tort suit.

You could never explain it to someone younger, even your younger self, but if you’re doing it right, “you” stay the same age, but your body gets older. I’m a goddamn 48 year old man with the same self I had when I was 26.  It’s crazy.

Newsflash:  Paltrow couldn’t get attorneys fees on a tort suit.  Put even more plainly:  in America, you can’t get attorneys fees unless you have a contractual right to fees (or in certain very limited circumstances where you act as a private attorney general).