Kayne has admitted he’s bipolar, and as someone who’s currently wrenching himself free from a decade-long marriage to someone with bipolarity, his tweets are waaaaay too familiar.

Man, I don’t know. The near-unanimity of positive reviews for this movie has me thinking the AV Club’s reviewer is a bitter man without children.

Didn’t she look exactly like Eastwood’s prior wife but younger?

Bottom line: who gives a shit, let’s see the uncensored version of the video.

Well, he played himself first with the whole Miley twerking on his package MTV award thing, and then doubled-down with the topless video to this rapey song.

Shit, check out “Get Lucky”

Every time an idiot posts “HAR HAR people still watch SNL?,” one of Lorne Michael’s pubes loses the gray. 

And then you went home and used your tears as lube?

They would have more soul if they were.  These guys are so white they make Glenn Cambell look like Fela Kuti. 

Hipster scum? In what way is that tired, derivative, homogenized lame white people’s music in any way “hipster”? It’s the most boring hoedown lameness I’ve ever heard. If you liked Dave Matthews and acid-washed jeans 20 years ago, you friggen love Mumford and Sons now.  They make colby cheese look like cambozola.

Oooh, Mumford and Sons are horrible. They sound like some main street band from Dollywood. Even my older white parents would say “that music’s too white for me.” It’s the opening theme song from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.

It’s a good idea, but once he goes dark it will become another rote “bad seed” movie.

If your best of 2018 list doesn’t include MANDY, your list is SHIT.

No Mandy for best picture?

The real issue is US. Why do kids want phones so bad? Oh, I don’t know, when the last time they saw YOUR fucking eyes? Even if the kids never actually interacted with a phone, all they see—ALL they see—are adults gazing intensely at that shiny objection 24 hours a day. Shit, if we all started carrying ROCKS with us,…

“Not a parent.” Get back to us when your 3-yo would self-immolate for 15 seconds with an Ipad. I mean, to an outsider, this all sounds pedantic, but childrens’ obsession with phones is instantly frightening, and that fear only grows.

It’s weird to me that Cardi B is one of our highest paid talkers and she can’t string a proper sentence together.  Maybe her next boyfriend can be Subject/Verb Agreement.

Trust, the not smoking weed thing is about her being pregnant. Being pregnant is a bitch, from my experience, and people suffering don’t want to be surrounded by people having a good time, which is what you get when you smoke weed.

The single worst thing that can happen in a restroom is CHOOSING TO TAKE A SHIT IN THE STALL NEXT TO WHERE I’M ALREADY SHITTING.

And you’re a low-class loser who can’t capitalize or punctuate, so I figure I’m still doing better than you.