Both semitic races? I don’t know if you’ve ever been to Israel, but when you’re in Jerusalem and you cross from the Jewish to the Arab sectors, you’ll notice that everyone looks awfully damn similar.

Isn’t Fred Arminsen jewish, i.e., simetic? If so, it wouldn’t be that far off to have him playing a Saud, would it?

MANDY is at the top of my lists. Best Actor for Nic Cage, Best Movie of the Year, and hands down best soundtrack. Much of the Mandy soundtrack is scary noise, but after seeing the movie (and so much appreciating its heavy-metal vibe), the soundtrack is more than just music, it plays the images behind your eyes.

Missouri is not in the South.

The only thing more reliable that a post about SNL is an awesome comment asking if “people still watch SNL.” You know they fucking DO, the article demonstrates they fucking DO, and yet here you are, making that most super awesome dad joke we’ve heard 97 billion times before.

Can the dude not afford a shirt? I mean, what’s up with the no shirt thing? GET A FUCKING SHIRT, GUY.

Well said, and even on the shittiest episodes, you still get the vibe of a live performance (which, as you say, is a special thrill of its own), a handful of good laughs, hopefully some decent live music, and Weekend Update.

The only thing more dependable than a bad review of SNL is the comment poster who wonders WHY ARE Y’ALL STILL WATCHING THAT SHIT, I HAVEN’T WATCHED IT SINCE THE FIRST SEASON, WHICH WAS THE ONLY HALF-DECENT ONE!

Why is it not Ralph WRECKS the Internet? Of course that makes far more sense, and the fact that Disney didn’t go with it tells me they’d rather try to capitalize on Kanye’s bullshit comment about Kim’s ass pictures “breaking the internet” than they would go with a better idea.

100%. And again, he also chose that giant black eyepatch, when he could have gone lots of direct ways. So! We have a hard-right knucklehead who will ruin countless people’s lives if he gets his legislative way, he chose to wear a giant pirate eyepatch (presumably because he thinks it make him look like a pirate…

Guess you’re going to keep pushing that false narrative, huh? He didn’t mock him for being unable to watch 3-D movies, he made fun of his fucking EYEPATCH.

He chose to wear that giant fucking pirate eyepatch.  He could have worn glasses, or a less obtrusive eye patch (google it), but no, he went straight-up pirate, and thereby invited all the eye patch jokes in the world.

He didn’t mock him for having a disability, brah. He made fun of his eye patch, as would any of us.

Another interesting way to play with your kids is to go with the “OFF” mode, which will allow you to finally learn the color of their eyes.   If you “greet” them, you might also have a conversation that could yield the benefit of actual human interaction.

U MAD BRAH

All of this “nobody wants Avatar” talk overlooks the success of Jurassic World 1, or the Meg, both of which were abject shite, but were big hits because people are starved for anything with high concept action BESIDES more superhero movies.

If it was a comedy, it was wildly unsuccessful in that regard.  What I watched was painfully slow and torturous, without a single laugh.

I mean, they’re both kids, they live their lives in the public eye, this brought them more publicity.  Seems like a win-win all around.

The day it was first posted on the internet?

That would typically be the case, but Chip, like Danny McBride, can’t control his ejaculate when he’s masturbating, so he’s popping off baby juice all over the fucking place. Poor women is walking out of the show and BAM! hot jizz everywhere, nine months here comes another one.