Christ, the commercial for this movie alone proves it will be shit. I’m meant to believe that an asylum for the criminally insane will allow two third-parties to not only talk with one of the patients, but SHOW HIM THE MASK HE USED WHEN HE COMMITTED HIS MURDERS?

I’d watch Kurt Russel paint his garage.

Oh yeah? Well at least I’m not a high-strung weirdo when I watch them. Sure, sometimes I’m a little hungover, up with the kids, cooking eggs, my daughter likes a hot chocolate with a vegan marshmallow, which I’m willing to do if she’ll also eat her oatmeal, but then YOU come in, you’re all “MARSHMALLOW AT BREAKFAST!?? …

Unfortunately, Bladerunner 2049 was beauty over substance. Can’t deny that the film looked amazing, but the script is crap, for a host of reasons. Here’s hoping that he can recapture the beauty AND intelligence of Arrival as he heads into Dune.

That mom who invented White Out.

“If he really cared about Janet, he’d tell the story of the moon landing entirely through her perspective, her husband’s achievement as background ambiance to her life story.”

You really do sound like great parent. 

Have fun with that, idiots. Your extreme over-fishing has spelled doom for many of the species you crave; soon enough that market will be filled with nothing but your short-sighted tears. 

Bullshit.  When a scab like Banks comes a calling, the only reasonable response is to send her back to the trashcan.  

No, Williams is super talented, prolific and rich.

He’s not black enough, and he’s BALD!  And he doesn’t wear lumberjack shirts!  And his NAME IS DIFFERENT! How can he play the character if they have DIFFERENT NAMES!?!  

Having to sit through the trailer was bad enough. I mean, I want to watch a guy freak out and lose his shit and whine and embarrass himself why???

Why smoke all those carcinogens if you don’t have to?  Also, no smell.

Huh? For $40 you can get a slim battery, as big as a pencil, and an entirely lethal vape cartridge that will get you blasted off of one hit, makes zero smell, and lasts forever.

You sound like a judgmental nerd.

In other words:  every poster in this comment section judging this woman as a horrible mom and horrible person can go eat a fat bag of SHIT. 

Because YOU can’t hold you booze and take care of kids at the same time?  Some of the very best parents I know also like to get boosted, who the fuck are you to offer judgment?  Ten bucks says you don’t even have kids, your post is the kinda thing someone without kids would say.

Just because THIS theater doesn’t offer it doesn’t mean it isn’t welcome. Have you never been to the Alamo draft house?

I have problems dealing with judgy little weirdos like you, for sure.

Because of how logic works?  One has absolutely no bearing on the other.