It’s fun to crack on the jersey shore fools, but recognize that EIGHT MONTH for tax evasion is some classist bullshit, the result of this sad fool being an idiot without that much money. If he were truly rich, like our President, he would have evaded FAR more taxes over MANY more years and it would have been NO…

Yeah, right up until the scenes of Kelsey “jumping” through the air, which are laughably absurd.

Sure, because if parents get fucked up they must have gotten wasted while they were pregnant.  You’ll make a great parent with that sort of solid logic. 

Sure, if people drink during times and places that YOU don’t, they must be a fucking alcoholic. I guess all those people having drinks at the Alamo Drafthouse are “fucking alcoholics, full stop”?

Or you have a fun solution.

Why did you go to the bathroom?  Just wait until the lights dim.

Our daughter is five, hasn’t ridden in a stroller for years, but when we recently went do Disneyland we took the stroller with us for the sole reason of taking in our boozy drinks with us, hidden in plain sight right there in the stroller’s drink holders. GENIUS!

What the hell? Just stuff a pint of vodka down the back of your pants like a normal person. (Preferred movie theater drink machine mixer of choice? Fanta grape zero calorie, of course.)

Let’s be honest: he’s getting a reprieve, in part, because the allegations against him were made by homosexual men. SURELY those guys were asking for it, right? How could someone sexually abuse a gay man, hahah eeehhhhhhhh

Poor Azealia Banks, she wishes more than anything in the world that someone would pay attention to her. And people might, she’s pretty silly, but then she always claps back on anyone who tries to shine a light on her (see, e.g., Grimes).

OH YEAH, BROTHER! I saw it first on my laptop, and have since seen it twice in the theater (it’s at the Alamo drafthouse here in SF, last night’s 9:15 pm show, on a Wednesday, was SOLD OUT). Fucking awesome movie, absolutely deserves to be seen and heard on the big screen, and it’s fun to be with a crowd freaking out…

You should read my post again, it said SOME bipolar folks aren’t aware.  I’m very happy for you that you have your condition under control, I only wish my wife could actualize her condition to herself and do what she needs to do be in your position.  If she could we wouldn’t be getting divorced.

Thank you again.  It’s so exciting, it’s like I’m being released from prison.  It hasn’t fully transpired yet, though, so I’m just keeping my head down and counting the days. :)

There’s no rationalizing mine’s irrational perspective, it’s like arguing with that guy from Memento—what she says right now has no relationship to what she’ll say in 10 seconds. Ugh.

Thank you! I finally sacked up and filed for divorce so there’s a light at the end of the tunnel.

Totally disagree. She doesn’t have any control over him, and one symptom of bipolarity is an abject refuse to believe anything’s wrong with you, or that you need medication. I can’t tell you how many times my ex-wife would start acting crazy, and when I asked if she was taking her meds, she would say either (i) I…

Sister, I hear you.  One of the many insidious things about BP is how is makes everyone’s entire world about the person with BP.  If they’re awake, it’s their world, and even when they aren’t being horrible it is exhausting.

No, that whole “massive ego” thing is part and parcel of bipolarity. When they’re up they know everything, can do anything and are kings of the planet; when they’re down its a wild vacillation between anger and sorrow.

Oh man, I could write a book: refusing to get out of bed at Disneyland, then exploding the whole day because “we left without her”; barricading me out of my own house on a my birthday; flipping out at a Saturday soccer game, breaking my nose in front of the kids, then hanging onto me in a sleeper hold as I answer the…

That’s the problem with bipolarity: it often manifests as you being a willful dick. I’ve spent years trying to help my kids understand that their mom isn’t a selfish, angry, vindictive and uncaring person, she just has an illness that makes her act that way.  It really sucks.