Unfortunately, many people with bipolarity refuse to admit they have it, or that it has any negative effect on their lives. There’s even a clinical name (that escapes me right now) for the condition that makes some bipolar folks completely oblivious to their irrational behavior. As with a werewolf, they don’t know…

Please learn to punctuate.  It seems like you have something interesting to say, but it’s impossible to read what you’ve written.

Drink a tall glass of ice water with squeezed lemon and about six big shakes of cayenne pepper.  It has the ZING of drinking something bad for you, will make you feel slightly crazy, and the only negative downside is that you’ll lose weight.

Too serious. The problem with the first Creed is that Adonis isn’t likable, and they seemed to have doubled-down on it. There’s no fun Rocky theme song, no light moments, nothing particularly engaging about Adonis’ character.

At what point is the hysterical praise for Glover going to properly align with his talent? He’s smart, handsome, funny and musical, but has yet to prove himself as a leading man, and I question his broader appeal.  

Good lord, that poor woman.  How harrowing and horrible.  Every boy of a certain age (13?) should be required to read a book filled with these sorts of stories.

Two American cops let their chained, mentally impaired detainees drown while they scurried their fat rat asses to safety? YOU DON’T SAY.

“Sarah Huckabee Sanders, C—”

There’s that, but also, in its near-identicalism, Weezer’s version just reminds you that the original is far, far better, because it was sincere, not winking at you. Take the keyboard solo in the middle, for example. The original is some high-quality 80's cheese on a particularly 80's synth. Weezer’s version adds a…

You plays “dozens of hours” of videogames a week? So you’re 14? AND you have a girlfriend?!?

I swear to god, the patience and friendship that black Americans show to white Americans, despite all of the horrible shit we do to them on a daily basis, is an absolute inspiration. Truly, America’s black community is the heart of our country.

Sure, right on!

Every semi-decent horror movies these days gets hailed as a revelation, when in fact It Follows, the Babadook, the Quiet Place, the Witch and Hereditary were all extremely mediocre, shitty, or not really horror movies.

Also: cocaine’s a helluva drug.  Stay up doing blow all night and you tend to look a lot like THAT.

Yeah, but you haven’t lived until your five year old daughter comes slumping into the room talking bout “came through drippin, came through drippin” and then jumps on the couch and shouts “ICE!” 

THE BATHROOM WALL!

Vibranium, cuz.

Although this one seems designed to give away ever interesting detail about the movie.  

Don’t feed the troll.

When I was a junior I had a huge crush on the coolest, hottest and, ahem, most developed girl in my class. I would have never, EVER thought to ask her out (I was still basically a child at this point), but one day in chemistry she turned around to complain to my lab partner (big studly football star) that she didn’t…