Tell that to Solo.

O RLY? See, e.g., Solo, Ghostbusters; etc.. Internet fan hate can kill a movie.

Prince, that’s very well said. It’s that fat kid from college who got butthurt because no one else wanted to watch Boondocks Saints so he took his DVD player back to his room.

Problem is: no one is going to forget that the visionary who produced the first two GotG got the boot. 

Problem is: no one is going to forget that the visionary who produced the first two GotG got the boot. 

You gotta give it to the kids today: they’re so fucking stupid they managed to find a white boy pop star who manages to make Bret Michaels look both intelligent and attractive.

Because Jezebel doesn’t have a filter on this kind of bullshit?!?  People are allowed to post the N-word now?  What the fuck is going on here.

Do you think they could train their employees to ROLL A FUCKING BURRITO? Everytime I’ve EVER been there I have some idiot who puts all the fillings in the center of the tortilla, then “wraps” it, yielding a squat, nearly round pouch of filings that’s certain to explode after a single bite. You don’t eat down a…

Gosh, if he’s able to capture the ironclad rules and logical coherence of It Follows, I’m certain this movie about a killer sound will be equally as tight.

Counterpoint: people who don’t speak Spanish saying “chipOt-LE” deserve to be dragged behind a car.  Let me guess how you say croissant. 

Pretty much YEP. Anybody says anything to any mom trying to manage her baby can go eat a bowl of fuck in hell forever. Matter fact, say anything to a mom with a baby at any time and I’m ready to battle to the death.

Four Loko makes you black out and wake up speaking another language.

Sounds like you really enjoy judging their life choices.  Who’s obnoxious in that equation?

Because of 50 years of the meat-industry insisting BEEF, IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER?

You only think it’s “holier than thou” because at some level you feel (rightfully) guilty about eating dead animals.

I mean, isn’t this the problem with today’s society? 20 years ago, this dumbass would have been leading a klan march through downtown Lawrenceville, Ga, and nobody would have given half a shit. Now, with Twitter, and 1000 cable channels, and the Internet, everybody’s got a fucking microphone.

The Cracker Barrel should just own it and gives a discount to anyone who’s willing to admit they’re a cracker.

Christ almighty, when is #metoo going to catch up with hip-hop? Cuture, lyrics—the whole thing is a misogynistic shitshow, with even its highest-ranking female stars gladly participating.

Sure, but that really undersells how utterly lame Into Darkness was.  The fault falls at the feet of JJ, and *shudder* Lindelof.  The script was a cynical fart, they should be ashamed of themselves for ripping off such classic ideas they way they did.  The story was a travesty, they killed all the good will the first…

Quality producer and mediocre rapper has narcissistic, sadly uniformed opinions about things, film at a 11.