I am just going to sign up for the free 14 day trial and then cancel.  Should be plenty of time to get my affairs in order.  I do love gaming the system.

I keep thinking that Holzhauer, like Ben Richards in The Running Man, is doing too well, so they’re going to have bring the old champion out of retirement to try to beat him, and in this scenario Ken Jennings is Jesse “The Body” Ventura as Captain Freedom.

Sometimes its worth pointing out just how big a billion is, because the human brain has a hard time with conceptualizing numbers that big, because we evolved not having to. Jeff Bezos’s $150bn could pay for 1140 man-millennia of labor at $15/hour.

I knew a guy once. He lost his Lord of the Family status in a best-of-three NBA Jam TE series.

Now his son writes him in as a dependent on his taxes. Boomshakalaka.

Just you wait. On next week’s Something to Wrestle With...

Conrad: After Dave Meltzer reported that Chris Benoit murdered his family...

If I’m not allowed to publicly shame people for believing Jesus rose from the dead people aren’t allowed to publicly shame me for believing The Undertaker did the same thing.

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

Here in the suburbs, we have things called “backyards” where we cook meat over fire whilst imbibing in wine and enjoying clean air and sunshine. We care not for your false culinary gods, as all our worldly needs are provided by the holy trinity of CostCo, Lowes, and Bass Pro Shop.

You can pinpoint the moment where his heart breaks!

There are two types of people in this world. People who experienced something shitty and feel like everyone else behind them has to to experience the same thing, and people who experience something shitty and work to prevent those behind them them from having the same shitty experience. 

If you feel like games are cheaper and better a year later, maybe stop buying them the day they come out?

The second part of my question, which BIG DREW didn’t want you to hear, was: Who is older: The oldest person who has never set foot off the island of Manhattan, or the older person who has never set foot off Staten Island?

Four whole years. BOO FACKIN HOO

Tone-deafness about its own persistent whiteness
— The AV Club

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I was at the Suns-Kings game a couple weeks ago. For free seats, they were free seats — off to the right of one of the baskets, first row up from the floor. That put us almost exactly four rows behind Robert Sarver, whose seat is in the very corner of the baseline and the endline.

I am really surprised by the number of comments on the video like, “Whoa, Mysterio is a good guy now?” or “I guess Mysterio actually has magic powers or something?” Did everyone forget what Mysterio’s whole deal was?

Hey, everyone! Check out this guy who chose the green pill (the one that makes you comment on the wrong story)!

What does that make the High Sparrow, then?