Someone had to be the Antonin Scalia of bestiality.

Uh... Any medical device that heals everything without a massive bill or invasive procedure of any kind is good in my book.

I’m old school and go Gosling’s for black rum.

He was only there to get directions on how to get away from there!

All Hail the Lizard Queen!

Sometimes they d these tie-in’s right, but this doesn’t sound like one of those times. I happen to have the Star Trek Cookbook (don’t judge me) and they did something interesting. They did a recipe of what would be considered something the character would like, then they did a recipe from the actor who played them.…

Agree square cut pizza is an abomination, unless it is on a small Detroit style with the tasty burnt cheese around the edges.

define “Midwest.” never seen these things in MI, and when I saw the title all I could think of was “nachos, Flanders-style.”

The fucking four knocks that drove the Master mad? It isn’t so bad that it’s made me insane or anything, but I’ll still tap them out as a nervous twitch occasionally.

I still speak in 40% early-era Simpson’s quotes, which at this point, might as well be speaking in tongues. But I can’t help it, it’s beyond my control. The one I use most frequently is “The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph” and never once has anyone laughed in recognition nor wondered why I called them…

“ST:TNG” was my introduction to Earl Grey too, and it is wonderful.

I also like my scotch on the rocks. Ever been upbraided by a single malt purist for putting ice in it? Jesus, it’s like you stubbed out a smoke on their baby’s forehead.

Why would you try to make us picture that?!

I think the reason Blink is so good is that she’s disconnected to the weird world of the Doctor. Adding her as a companion would have diminished it.

I found it legitimately disturbing.

I thought the Arby’s logo was a dick. What is it? An oven mitt?

Yeah toast!

Come on. I’m a librarian, and we are insanely sanctimonious as a profession.

Jack Jones sent a really nice letter to my parents once, thanking them for their service in Vietnam.