Yeah that’s what I’m thinking? She should be OK. Regardless, fuck. If a tow truck (who likes tow trucks) towing a street sweeper (who in big cities like moving their cars around for street sweeping day) destroyed my legally parked car, I’d hit the bottle before noon.

“The all-new Lincoln Motor Company. You got any weed? It’d be a lot cooler if you did.”

Yes. The users I’ve know LOVED it up to and beyond the point where it was destroying their lives. Funnily enough, the users I’ve known were all white.

Just wait until he finds out you can get Coke at Costco.

I once had a state trooper who was CONVINCED my digital tire gauge was a crack pipe, and got all up in my face about it until i told him to press the button and the display lit up. It was balanced out by his partner recognizing it immediately and laughing his ass off behind the dumbass the whole time, which made it…

I’m thinking there’s no way this is a cop.

And good crank. Very strong!

I imagine in person that “ahh” would have been accompanied by some nodding and backwards walking, but I think online that’s implied.

“Reverse psychology - make em think, surely no undercover cop would announce he’s a cop before even questioning me! I’ll therefore answer truthfully”

I think I see the mistake Corey made in the ad that led to the cop assuming it was drugs...

Found a picture of the officer online.

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

PLEASE TELL ME THIS HAPPENED IN FLORIDA.

To be fair, the guy stepped in to replace a political comedy legend, one of the (if not bar-none THE) greatest of all time, without much of a resume of work for people to look at and say “Oh, that guy, from that one thing! Yeah, he’ll be good at this!”. Instead he was a public-eye nobody who suddenly was replacing the…

Yeah, I felt that way initially because he was just so not Jon Stewart. With time, I’ve gotten used to him and can appreciate his work a bit.

John Oliver with Last Week Tonight is a good stopgap. He helps me in the “OK I’m not the only person who sees how insane this is” department.

I’m just surprised that Trump doesn’t spell it as “loosers.”

God it’s so fucking embarrassing that the President of the United States uses the phrase “losers and haters”. It is killing me.

He comes back to us now at the turn of the tide

(But to be honest. Another has been carrying the load)

He was merely taking time off while he transformed into Jon Stewart the White.