I’d be surprised if you could get a single mile of highway from Caltrans for $3million bucks. There is no way in hell you would get 1,200 miles of it for anything less then trillions.

Diet Coke tastes like battery acid with caramel flavoring.

I’m going to go ahead and assume that the driver of RED 6 knows where the best “Cheeseburger and Chili Fries” food truck is.

The very same problems already exist in the private sector. Let’s fix the embarrassment of the VA and join the rest of the developed world and care for our citizens instead of exploiting them. Right now we are just plain getting ripped off by healthcare compared to the rest of the world.

Kids room?

Cabin filters by Huggies!

Hell even closed cell foam, flocking and some velcro. Minicell foam sheet and a sheet of 3M carbon fiber vehicle wrap would probably be a good looking cheap solution. Certainly would hurt less if you hit it with your funny bone.

You could put airbags in there but it still is rocking the old school 50's metal dash and what looks like the old school pericardial tamponade steering column. When I saw the metal toolbox center armrest it is sort of representative of the safety of the entire vehicle itself. It’s like a metal toolbox used as an egg…

I get what your saying. It would just be a better world if there was some sort of small inconvenience fee the insurance companies could come up with to take the edge off of crap like this.

This right here is why those guys should pay you a consulting fee or just give you the first one off the line. Slap a poptop on it and watch the value of 80's Westfalias drop around the country in proportion to number of Torchfalias sold.

If you weren’t a writer and a Jalop with a sense of justice you could make a fortune as a patent troll.

Yeah but the “fair market value” often turns out to be very short of the reality. It also doesn’t take into account your time trying to freaking replace it. It took me almost five years of looking to find my 4Runner in the exact specs I wanted.

You can escape legendary San Francisco traffic for the most part.

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I’ve been contemplating the same sort of purchase thing this last year. You get the same exact engine and transmission from top to base model. Why not save half and pick up the leather seats and projector headlights from a salvage yard when the price is right.

When Torch sees this he is gonna show everyone his “O” face.

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I dunno. I feel like they should have to pay what it costs to replace it. I’ve a meticulously maintained 2000 4Runner with the last year you can get a 5 speed and only 78k miles on it. KBB isn’t crap on that. I’ve got comprehensive and liability but no collision because I can’t really afford it... and because even if…

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