You could put airbags in there but it still is rocking the old school 50's metal dash and what looks like the old school pericardial tamponade steering column. When I saw the metal toolbox center armrest it is sort of representative of the safety of the entire vehicle itself. It’s like a metal toolbox used as an egg…

I get what your saying. It would just be a better world if there was some sort of small inconvenience fee the insurance companies could come up with to take the edge off of crap like this.

This right here is why those guys should pay you a consulting fee or just give you the first one off the line. Slap a poptop on it and watch the value of 80's Westfalias drop around the country in proportion to number of Torchfalias sold.

If you weren’t a writer and a Jalop with a sense of justice you could make a fortune as a patent troll.

Yeah but the “fair market value” often turns out to be very short of the reality. It also doesn’t take into account your time trying to freaking replace it. It took me almost five years of looking to find my 4Runner in the exact specs I wanted.

You can escape legendary San Francisco traffic for the most part.

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I’ve been contemplating the same sort of purchase thing this last year. You get the same exact engine and transmission from top to base model. Why not save half and pick up the leather seats and projector headlights from a salvage yard when the price is right.

When Torch sees this he is gonna show everyone his “O” face.

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I dunno. I feel like they should have to pay what it costs to replace it. I’ve a meticulously maintained 2000 4Runner with the last year you can get a 5 speed and only 78k miles on it. KBB isn’t crap on that. I’ve got comprehensive and liability but no collision because I can’t really afford it... and because even if…

Clerk “One meth injection kit Scion TC”

Isle #9 at Orchards Building Supply?

PayPal refund request.

277 pounds of weed on your rail road job is so not enough incentive to be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life for a displeased Cartel sicario.

Well if it’s Fusion it might be that stuff Carl makes...

277 pounds of marijuana is a hell of dealer incentive to move a Ford Fiesta. Maybe they could hook you up with an Adderall prescription if you by a Focus!

Likely the same for autonomous cars as well.

Some idiot or some thing the assumed idiot is trying to avoid. Like a rolling tire, deer, downed motorcycle, motorcyclist, detached trailer etc....