I’m just guessing here, but :

Or a sawzall, a welder and a zero f%#ks given attitude!

Most people could drive a FWD CUV or Wagon for over a decade and if you slapped an AWD badge on the back they would never even know.

Damn roll down rear window should be considered essential. Seems like such a missed opportunity!

I actually enjoy the two minute ritual of strapping my kayak to the roof, admittedly I don’t have a van. If I take it out surfing tho’ the salt water runnoff makes me cringe just having it up there. That’s when having that plastic Ridgeline bed would be so nice! Although it’s a bit short for most of my kayaks.

As a kayaker I’ve no problem using the roof rack and have warmed to the idea of a minivan now that you can get a Sienna with AWD. I just wish it came with a 2 inch lift, pop top and factory manual 6 spd as options.

How many times have you had to change the spare on a fully loaded truck? Is the factory jack even rated for it? You could always pull the spare out prior to loading and just throw it on top or you could just have an aftermarket spare tire carrier made up.

If they made that with a modern AWD drivetrain and a touch more interior space people would buy it.

You say that an yet...this might not go over well with the wife.

They could have Prius tailights.

If you have ever ridden a city bus you would know, because as soon as you get on you know “$hit’s about to get real”.

They do! I put a lumber rack on mine. Sure lot’s of people think it is a car with a trunk but really it’s just a mini pickup with seamless tonneau cover.

I feel that way when it comes to motorcycles, but there are too many decent American automobiles to completely disregard them.

Men who think the size of their radiator grill brings all the girls to the yard?

When it stopped being ugly. Like that girl in Junior High that came back from summer vacation looking so much better.

Pretty sure we have been rocking both wars and famines for a long ass time and no matter what we do in the next forty years we will still have both of those in spades.

Pretty and happy are definitely not coal keywords.

Pollution standards? Those went away with the last administration. We will be shoveling plastic bottles, styrofoam and cans of old paint stripper into power plants in no time.

It’s the Pontiac Aztec effect.