If they made that with a modern AWD drivetrain and a touch more interior space people would buy it.

You say that an yet...this might not go over well with the wife.

They could have Prius tailights.

If you have ever ridden a city bus you would know, because as soon as you get on you know “$hit’s about to get real”.

They do! I put a lumber rack on mine. Sure lot’s of people think it is a car with a trunk but really it’s just a mini pickup with seamless tonneau cover.

I feel that way when it comes to motorcycles, but there are too many decent American automobiles to completely disregard them.

Men who think the size of their radiator grill brings all the girls to the yard?

When it stopped being ugly. Like that girl in Junior High that came back from summer vacation looking so much better.

Pretty sure we have been rocking both wars and famines for a long ass time and no matter what we do in the next forty years we will still have both of those in spades.

Pretty and happy are definitely not coal keywords.

Pollution standards? Those went away with the last administration. We will be shoveling plastic bottles, styrofoam and cans of old paint stripper into power plants in no time.

It’s the Pontiac Aztec effect.

Mace Tyrell but infinitely more corrupt and snake oil salesman.

I think Koch brothers money made from having blue collar folk break their backs pulling stuff out of the ground for you.

The Lannisters come from money. The richest family in the land. Def not a Clinton origin story.

Mitch McConnell wishes he could trade in his turkey neck for a Tywin Lannister physique! Tywin is probably more like a Koch brother billionaire who considers himself puppeteer to the person on the throne.

Areo Hotah is a bad ass.

Joffrey is Putin.