That meth ain’t gonna pay for itself MeeMaw.

A single bad decision can pave the way to many others.

“My great aunt makes $1,200 dollars a day working safely from the comfort of her retirement community! That’s over $300,000 dollars a year! You can too! Ask me how.”

“Just put down the phone Grandpa! That’s right step away from the phone!”

Well it is Florida and you have to have some sort of draw so the kids will visit.

Probably the source of many of those complaints!

“wing is designed to produce more than 1,600 pounds downforce “

This looks infinitely better then the first gen Boxster we actually got!

“...and just as bad as what the car did.”

That is hideous but I’ve been guilty of wanting something very similar.

If carpocalypse happens I don’t think you can out do a four bedroom Dodge Power wagon. Just how many Abrams tanks do yo think will fit in the bed of that thing?

Keep a cool head and stay safe out there man.

Kicking a vehicle does not constitute ‘vehicular assault’.

COTD

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You say that... but the car didn’t make it home in this grudge match.

You may be underestimating just how $hitty a lot of people can be to another human being and remain casual about it.

I don’t know about that.

Is it? You think his foot could have killed multiple people? You think motorcycle have bumpers? Do you also think if some girl slaps you then you can just hit her with a 20lb sledgehammer to the face as a measured response?

“I kicked the car because I was upset after it’s driver almost killed me by running me into a K rail your honor. It must have been the adrenaline that made me turn temporarily stupid...fight or flight response you know. I couldn’t imagine he would try to kill me on purpose again. After he struck me again... flight…