That was my point about the tiny fuel efficient Honda...it makes you look like the nice young man (just don’t put a fart can on it) when compared to the juvenile delinquent pulling up to pick up your daughter in a mobile bedroom on wheels. It’s the bait and switch that gets you badboy points with your date without…

To be fair she still looks pretty good for being dragged thirty feet by a Mustang. She may have lost her shirt.... but her jeans put up a hell of a fight and survived to tell the tale! 

Ralph, where are you when your country needs you?

Reminds me of the parable of the scorpion and the frog.

Ambulances on the other hand...they are not kind to their occupants in crashes.

How so? 93's got a driverside airbag and 94-98 got dual airbags. (Pre-Takata cheaping out to make grenade airbags! So safer then many cars made after 2000!) Their crush zones work well at maintaining occupant safety. As a targa it even has a built in roll bar when you go topless. I don’t know how many wrecked Sol’s…

Still pretty damn fun.

Well I’m playing the odds that any parent willing to give a 16 year old 10k for their first car will probably cover liability insurance for said teenager. Liability insurance on a pair of $3,500 dollar cars is probably roughly the same as full coverage on a $10,000 car. Plus it is strong motivation not to wrap your…

Wow, $17 a month. I’m: 49, have a perfect driving record, work on an ambulance for a living (which requires a perfect driving record at my company), and I pay $580 semi-annually for a 97 Sol and 2000 4Runner. It would be even more but I opted for with 3,500 miles allowed yearly max on each to lower it. No collision…

Here is why Torch is correct:

Or a down on a house with a two car garage.

Nah let’s do them one at a time and make a day of it.

Red Bull needs to up the Ante’ for their Flutag and give these guys a call. Sailors need entertainment too!

I’ll take mine with Corvette guts and Volvo skin. Thank you very much.

I’d love to see this thing take a hill in San Francisco!

“Legitimately tricked”? How is that even possible? It’s not like this guy has done anything different once he has taken office then what he did all his freaking life. There is no man behind the curtain here. No clever ruse. The sloppy, privileged, deluded, insecure, narcissist you see is the one you get.  

My last six vehicles... all dark green.

Damn, just about to paste that! I love that ad.