Almost like he is the snowflake....

Do you just post some form of this whataboutism as a response to everything about sexual assault? 

Hell yeah, I too am furious that this here sports blog isn’t talking about...Bill Clinton?

I mean that’s shitty for sure, but did you see the one about the guy who was credibly accused of sexual assault and stands to be given a lifetime appointment to our nation’s highest court?

The greatest joy I felt during last year’s NFL season was watching the Bears-Packers Thursday night game with the UK announcers. They use British words instead of American words!

You’re probably like “why.”

MUDBUTT

OMG YOU ARE SERIOUS DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

This was the first full Case Keenum game I’ve watched. I was expecting a game manager, which he definitely was not. He generally looked pretty good but made some horrible decisions in the second half. That interception up ten in the third quarter was inexcusable, and he almost threw another one in the fourth that…

I’ll admit it—despite Keenum’s inconsistency, many of his passes (including on the final play) were exquisite, ballsy, or both.

Case Keenum is the best Vikings QB since Sir Francis.

Why would they bring them back just to resign?

Jeets is just trying to make a case for the removal of the home run ‘sculpture.’

You left off “Laying the groundwork: Every parent now having a current example to share with their children of why the Yankees and Derek Jeter are the absolute, eternal worst.”

Aside from mma and boxing, just imagine seeing that happen to someone in literally any other sport and how it would be handled. In the NHL that man would be strapped to a stretched and taken to the hospital. NBA, MLB, mls, etc. Every other league shuts that guy down and sends him to the hospital, the NFL puts him…

Great speech, dad.

Quit thinking logically my dude. If the browns have the #1 pick, there’s no way in hell they pass on Baker McCrotchgrab. It’s gonna be glorious.

League balance makes even more sense when you put the Houston Coyotes in the central.

That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?