Fun fact: In Alabama, all you need is permission from the district attorney.

Jesus Christ. I don’t think any of us were expecting John Clayton to get in this kind of trouble.

“Obama destroyed the sky! Terrible color, very ugly, “poor taste.” From this day forward the sky will be gold.”

Barack should have signed an order proclaiming the sky blue just to see if Don would undo it.

don’t forget undoing whatever the black guy did.

These guys just probably lit a match in the Middle East and now they’re models of caution and moderation?

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

My greatest hope is that the judge in this case is named Alice.

For some of the Peralta Community College students, this might have been their only chance to get A’s.

Mitchell is correct about everything he said. It’s insane that Gronk gets suspended for only a single game after going after a dude maliciously after the whistle ON A GUY LAYING FACE DOWN when that is the same penalty for a person making a football play going full speed. Also, a player aiming for the head is much…

Okay, fine, I’ll put it away, but first you’re gonna have to explain to me how pretentious music reviews were supposed to help this situation in the first place.

That’s all I needed to know, not even gonna watch the trailer, I’m out.

World looked interesting, was garbage. Fool me once...

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

Oy vey, I hope that nice young mensch did not drop his yarmulke going after it

And shocking no one, the Pats fan pretends to be the victim.

That first sentence makes me feel awful for any English teacher you’ve ever had.

You’re a fucking moron.

Sure, those justify hitting someone in the back of the head.