Well there goes their entire athletic budget for next year. They’re going to have to start shoveling the bat shit out of their Krogeresque stadium and selling it to try to get more cash.

And in one of the hangers in the far back corner of the airport...they’re cleaning up the rail that they’re gonna use to run Jimbo out of town on in a few years when he can’t beat Saban...

Consider yourself Unforgiven.

I always thought Fisher was scared to coach in Saban’s league. Ironically, in the end, it was this guy who ran him out.

You think the red carpet and band are the most egregious points, when he has just stepped out of a private jet?

What a maroon (carpet).

Very team with very different expectations, but the Astros did this in 1997 with Larry Dierker, whose only experience had been playing and broadcasting (he was hired right out of the booth). He ended up being the best manager the Astros ever had (until very recently)

This feels like a Dan Snyder hire...

Just like almost everyone has completely forgetten about the time Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

Cool. They can focus on the important Mississippi issues, like addition, subtraction, using blocks, the ABC’s, and beating homosexuals and minorities. It is Mississippi after all.

as a born and raised WV- this is a fair judgement of jimbo.

+1 for the comment equivalent of a thunderous put-back jam off a missed shot

He should, because he fucked this guy.

Jeter gift basket jokes are so old, Roy Moore doesn’t even notice them while walking through the mall.

But Jeter did arrange for one of his patented “morning after” gift bags to be left at his hospital bedside.

Except make free throws!

If I remember correctly, one scene featured them enjoying a ride on a (presumably enormous) tandem bicycle.

Who remembers the Hakeem V Shaq showdown which was sponsored by Taco Bell? I was waiting for that to settle it.

He reminds me less of Shaq and more of Hakeem, who was better than Shaq in every way I can imagine.

Bob Kraft is ok is he? The cunt who gave Trump a super bowl ring? That guy?