That’s what happened in s3’s final episode. Look how long that lasted.

A slideshow? Hahahahaahhahahaha. Get fucked. Just list out the features.

There are babies in first class.  Not often but even once suuuuuuucks.  

Step 1: Get yourself on a sexual predator list.

Good solution, but getting the kid to drink it without the parents noticing is difficult.

I love the idea of when selecting a seat, they have a child icon where a child under a certain age is ticketed to sit. Look, it’s not that I have anything against your or your child, I just don’t know you or like your child and wish to not be around you and your sticky, dirty, loud little offspring.

His joke was funny-ish and yours is lame.

“Don’t worry kiddo, the boomers will die soon and stop voting lying, narcissistic, racist leaders into office.”

I usually lean over to them and say “Shhhh, it’s going to be okay. I’m sure Trump will lose in November and your student loans will all be forgiven. Shhhh.”

Jesus fucking christ you need a different vocation

It doesn’t look like a sperm, even if it did that wouldn’t make it NSFW, what kind of prude place do you work for. 

A few more articles like this and Gizmodo gets blocked 

Please find something worthy of reporting this article is fucking trash.

What the fuck are you smoking? Nothing else good to report on? Terrible journalism.

Sperm? Because you don't get any? Because you wanted to generate revenue with click bait? Personally I thought it looked like billy barty raping Spiro Agnew in a cocktail dress but hey, who am I to judge.

Seriously, sperm is NSFW - give me a break. Human biology is NSFW???  That’s just f’d up....

What an absolute waste of everyones time

Honestly, wtf is wrong with the writer. Gizmodo, fire this person.

Ms. Stanley,

Even if this was meant to be a joke article, you should be ashamed of how stupid this is and quit.