That’s what happened in s3’s final episode. Look how long that lasted.

There are babies in first class.  Not often but even once suuuuuuucks.  

Step 1: Get yourself on a sexual predator list.

Good solution, but getting the kid to drink it without the parents noticing is difficult.

I love the idea of when selecting a seat, they have a child icon where a child under a certain age is ticketed to sit. Look, it’s not that I have anything against your or your child, I just don’t know you or like your child and wish to not be around you and your sticky, dirty, loud little offspring.

His joke was funny-ish and yours is lame.

“Don’t worry kiddo, the boomers will die soon and stop voting lying, narcissistic, racist leaders into office.”

I usually lean over to them and say “Shhhh, it’s going to be okay. I’m sure Trump will lose in November and your student loans will all be forgiven. Shhhh.”

Yeah - they are a fun team to watch and do so many things well.

I’m coaching my daughters fall ball softball team - a mix of 7-11 year olds, mostly younger who haven’t played at all or much

Game yesterday morning ended when our more experienced 3rd base caught up popup and then beat the drifting runner on 3rd back to…

I said the same thing to myself several times last night. “Wow, they are really good at baseball”. Fun to watch.

i can understand the first two, but correa?  he’s always been a damn beast in the field.  

So good. 

This comment could not be more accurate. A lot of good dudes and impossibly good ball players on the Yankees (other than Fat Baby Gary and Chapman), but their fans are the scourge of baseball. They can fuck off forever. 

The 2019 Astros are the greatest baseball team ever assembled.

This is probably a Magic Johnson level obvious take, but all I could think watching this series was damn the Astros are good at playing baseball. The Yanks can mash a bunch of dongs, the Twins were the same way, the Nats and Cardinals are similar but mostly riding momentum, the Dodgers are pure firepower that can’t…

Also, fuck the Red Sox.

I mean, Sanchez isn’t the only problem there...

I’m always shocked when the camera pans the crowd at Yankee Stadium how many guys look in serious need of a throat punch, it’s quite a startling percentage.

We want to extend a nation-wide heartfelt gratitude to Houston and D.C. for saving us from a Fall Classic befouled by the Yankees and Cardinals. The Yankee team is stocked with actually decent men, save for the petulant and perfidious Sanchez. For one example, Judge is not only a great player but seems like an…

I’m confused. This feels like an honest and heartfelt acknowledgement of a tribute to an honored and respected official.