VBAC?

I reside next to the "Live Free or Die" state, which has a more forcible version of this delusion in play.

Omygod I love secret languages. This is like when I discovered Pig Latin in 5th grade and became the completely unstoppable Pig Latin-only communicator.

Oh pfffft I think Kris Jenner paid him to write this.

How long has this writer been with Jezebel? I feel like I never noticed her until yesterday's Titanic piece and I think she is so funny. She writes like I talk (loudly, exuberantly, with passion and slightly too many words because there is no way for be to be concise when I'm amped).

Try Pilates! You'll start using your core more in regular life standing/walking. My boyfriend is a bartender and he has the same thing going.

I remember that, and I remember no NCAA tournament winners ever.

Is it a short people thing??? I always thought I was just not flexible enough!

I say Brownies ON Missionary

I have to admit, there was one near me this weekend and I was so confused about what it meant I completely avoided all the designated areas. Never underestimate the grandmotherly anxiety some of us feel when confronted with "trends."

Weird, I thought I first *heard* of LDR from a Dodai post on Tumblr. Over it?

I read this piece very thoughtfully and Weirss actually really struck me. Yes, she has a lot of (admitted) shortfallings and bad moments, but so do a lot of parents. She admits she feels like a bad role model because she subscribes to a binge/starve method of keeping her own weight in check. And she's struggling…

Stand corrected! (Usually they are kept separate and newsstand is white-background; subscriber is dark brown gradient...I work at an office where we receive the subscriber and I never see it anywhere else...but I'm not in an urban area)

Hmmm...I call potential fake: this is the subscriber-only copy, not the newsstand edition.

:::rushes off, clasping breasts together nervously:::

OK. I'll report back, guys.

Heeeheeeeheheee I love this little thread.

I just continue to be astonished that this exists and I did not know about it. It just seems so...I dunno...sweaty-feeling?

I had to ask my boyfriend what titty fucking was. I didn't...know...people...did...this....

Wow, I've never even thought of that. I mean, it's all about the situation, right? What we say on the Internet is different than what we say at work, or at dinner, or when working with kids (or when we're working with their parents!) but we should really strive to be somewhat sensitive all the time. I have worked…