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Errrr....so this story is how I learned men do not pull their pants down all the way at urinals.

Support a small company I have a particular affinity for and buy your child or the 30ish nostalgically-minded adult in your life some super-on-sale Choose Your Own Adventure books.

Support a small company I have a particular affinity for and buy your child or the 30ish nostalgically-minded adult

It Happened To Me while my husband was in a coma. They also made me go to a different hospital to treat it which was so upsetting. Hospitals get outbreaks of it and if you’re living as an untrained civilian in one while caretaking you tend to touch 5,000 things you aren’t supposed to.

It’s so funny to me because I would normally 1,000% respect where this piece is coming from and how articulate and kind it is, and even correct. But deep down, I feel like “Pinterest Paris” also exists and was wounded and does need my prayers. If there is a romanticized version of a city that many of us carry in our

I think most of these replies sound like they are joking.

Why do I completely not understand why this matters?!?!??!

So I guess I’m the only one who keeps wondering when/how I put my husband’s name into a search engine to see if he’s on there? ::panicked look::

I know this mechanic and this shop. It’s in one of the most depressed areas of the state (famous for an opiate problem and three dramatic shootings last week alone). Poor people and the elderly can’t drive when their cars need hundreds of dollars of work that they can’t afford. There are shops, this one included, that

She should NOT be buying La Mer on Amazon, it’s totally counterfeit!

My boyfriend is more feminist than me.

I don't understand the Paris Hilton tip thing—the charge and the tip are astronomical, but why is that news? She tipped 21%.

I feel like what she's saying (and I'm not surprised it's coming from someone who is a spokesperson for Weight Watchers, because this is kind of their schtick) is that the criticism was ridiculous and her confidence comes from elsewhere, but there are times when a person needs and wants to lose weight, and there are

I can't even read this article because it hits too close to home for me, but I'm pretty grateful for others that the topic is being discussed. The reality of "what to do next" is very rough after someone suffers physical abuse, and the minutia like how to use concealer to move on and go to work is really important to

(coming here from Jezebel): what was in the classic gift basket??

I'm probably in a minority, but I have completely no qualms about this.

Can you do "Daughter of"?

Dinner Party Download did a good job of alluding to the premise without revealing too much, so I decided to see it. I thought it was a little overly simple for a pretty out there/wacky premise. It wasn't terrible but it was a little thin in storytelling.

Hahhahaha this would be a spectacular turn of events. The trolley between Brad Pitt's tie chateau and the chapel was actually out of service due to a labor dispute, and he had to borrow a tie from his son.

I just need to point out again (I didn't realize Jezebel had already noticed this too) : THE WEDDING WAS AT HIS HOUSE. Where, we presume, his ties live?

I don't understand how Brad Pitt forgot to pack a tie to a wedding at his house.