I agree with you, and I can be really coarse in my humor (so much that a former version of myself is actually banned from Jezebel...but that's all in the past, guyz!). It's just that people with this deformity usually totally hide it, it's often from fetal alcohol syndrome or something sad, and it's usually a really…

Harsh and mean!

Give me one example of a pro athlete who has a morbidly obese reading on BMI. Although I think it's a problematic system, when done correctly it does read some information about the person's weight construct. I doubt this fact!

Heehee you have a copy editing error in your comment. Maybe it's on purpose? So meta! ;p

Especially because most of the Jezebel writers have Tumblrs.

I never had Spring Break, but I did attend some (indoor, no cameras allowed) naked parties at Brown's co-ops.

I guess grammar + therapist talk just pushes my buttons (I guess it pushes yours too!) Kill me, I'm an Editor!

It just makes me suspicious when people claim to be high-level professionals but don't understand grammar.

I will come out of the hangnail closet: Receiving oral makes me really, really nervous. So nervous that I'd rather any finger bang, hangnail or no.

Good advice. But it is your not you're.

Oh my god I love you guys.

I am starting to suspect that OK! and I have the same Myers Briggs personality type, wherein our imaginary lives are most important. ENFJ FTW!

And now I know why I typically avoid NSFW stuff at work. Because cleaning the vomit out of my keyboard is such a pain!

Nothing has made me dislike Jezebel as much as this writer. The snarky tone about weird (happy) things like greenhouses and pregnancy videos? Do not get it. Too meta. I must be old.

Just wait: soon they aren't going to let nursing mothers through at all because their breasts might contain more than 3 ounces of liquid. "Ma'am, that nipple does not look like a Ziploc to me!"

This story makes me think of The Notebook, which makes me cry more predictably than PMS.

Oh my god, I can loose a few pounds just by taking a poop!

Something that I really embraced about SATC as a television program was that it embraced (mildly) the lives/needs/desires/fantasies of adults. So much of television is about being 17-18, whether it's in little kids' shows aging up or adult shows aging down. I look at this girl and this premise and it just is so…

Totally agree. I might be turning into an old hippie Vermonter, but isn't sex-positive feminism still alive and kicking? And did anyone else get kind of a lot hot and bothered just reading that description and remembering being 14 and getting fingered?

Aw don't worry I've never been pregnant and am permanent size huge belly. I am like a 110-lb-person in all areas except my stomach, where I occasionally appear to be hiding a small extra curled-up adult.