I feel like I'm the only one in the world who knows this, but bath salts aren't "bath salts", the large-grained lavender-scented stuff that's for sale at Bath and Body Works. It's a street name for a cooked up bunch of a whole combination of hallucinogenic, speed, meth-like drugs. I don't know why reporters keep…

I have almost left my relationship twice over cell phone use during intimate moments. It makes me mad to even comment about it!!!

Was she being great? I kept getting confused about her tone when she was talking about Rainn.

Are those little girls Ellen regulars? They are absolutely divine performers. I hope they are well-compensated.

The floral industry tends to be not the best at coherently reporting information back out, but from the ground floor of wholesale flowers I'll tell you something went way wrong this year. I don't know what yet, but a lot of orders from Holland had big problems or were late and it trickled in to the local…

I didn't realize she incited controversy! She just seems like a liberal-minded good writer. What flares people up?

This column is my favorite part of Jezebel.

I am laughing to read that, like many of the other commenters, despite being a bisexual feminist with a monogamous dating history and a complete aversion to sports, I too have a baseball boyfriend (Josh Beckett) and I would absolutely pay $2.99 to play with him in my iPhone. Not getting my panties in a bunch about…

I just had a confusing moment where I thought you were naming all Whitney Houston movies. (Whitney as Jennifer Grey? Whitney as Ferris?)

I can't believe we live in an era where you say teen mom dads and we all just go with it because we know what that means.

Headlines are now saying parents are outraged over the school's decision to replace the entire staff: [abclocal.go.com]

All of this sounds great to me!!! I travel alone for work and I certainly don't find a yoga mat to be presumptuous. Suggesting you might need a little stretch is not the same as telling you your ass looks big in those pants. And having a woman bring your bag up would be really nice—I am the type of gal who arrives…

I am soooo imagining the Milwaukee police station being completely overtaken by older women squabbling over rare beanie babies. Enjoy, officers!

I know, imagine if the guy above said "white girls" instead of "chubby girls" or was white and said "black girls." People understand that assigning personality to race is impossible, why does it continue to be suggested (I'm talking MTV here, not the writer of this article) that weight comes with some sort of…

"Characters" or not, I resonate with what Khloe says to Kim. I'm so tired of people freaking out because good things in life take work and there is no magic choice that leads to an unyielding supply of rainbows.

What's amazing about all of these comments (and this article) is that everyone completely side-steps what I've encountered as the norm: some people just like people! They might have a three-year relationship with a person who weighs X weight and then quick hookups with people who weigh Y, W, and Z weight. AND THEN…

Narcotics Anonymous has a totally different structure and philosophy than Alcoholics Anonymous. You'd have to attend meetings or read up on both to experience it and I'm sure they are presented differently, but I know alcoholics who attend NA and drug addicts who go to AA. The philosophies are totally different.

Exactly. Like when Montana's all, "we're out of money again!" he can be like "Bake sale!"

I have heard Narcotics Anonymous does a better job of keeping God out of it.

Aw, guys. That was really mean.