While I think it's always good news when a misbehaving company sees a correlative in sinking sales (American Apparel, I'm looking at you) I highly doubt the dip in sales has anything to do with these petition figures. They are really paltry when compared to the UO Empire's expected customer base. The conglomerate…

Nothing in this description seems awry. Showing one's cooch to the pizza delivery man, on the other hand...

That is a really powerful image to use for this campaign. I know it sounds trite, but that couple brings tears to my eyes in that their image completely convinces me they would be loving parents.

Hearted.

Denis Johnson version: Edward and Jacob tour the country using their supernatural powers for petty thefts and tricking local waitresses. Bella's only appearance in the book is a vision Jacob has of her gliding through the sky, but he's messed up on pills and later forgets it.

What's too bad is that the ad has an interesting set-up that could play out in a quirky, funny way—like maybe the woman on left actually HAS a tampon, and gives it to the woman on right with a wink, surprising her. No matter the exact identity of the woman on left; the ad reads as really mean! Like if I were the…

I had a strange allergic reaction to my eyeshadow and spent the evening squinting at people through puffed-up eyelids and yawning. I'm 80.

Beg to differ! She's "the 9/11 widow" who was the madam of all Tiger's mistresses and never banged him herself. I think she's fascinating.

Here are my tips for airport entertainment:

I knowwww. I don't even laugh. I cringe.

Wanted to read about the teen moms! Does this mean I have to buy the rag?

What! Stretched out thongs totally trump granny panties!!!

Shouldn't the International Business Times be keeping up with, you know, International Business? Times? Rather than bleeding hearts who spent 10 minutes chilling with Kate Winslet?

Aw, since everything on here is about how mean shopgirls can be, let me just say: I'm a pushing-it-size-6 to a suck-it-in-a-teeny-bit-size-8 and I like things fitted. I've had some very sweet shopgirl experiences in Burlington, VT (if you've been here, you can probably guess which three shops I frequent...one for…

[www.etsy.com] sisterhood, season-wide.

I thought that headline meant Kim's mom was suing her and I was fascinated!

I want a whole post on having friends IN—in fact I'd write it! Ever since I turned 26 2 years ago/everyone's finances slid off a cliff/I moved to a rural area I've really embraced fun at-home activities. Seriously, guys, allllll you are missing is creepy bar lurkers by not going out. I <3 dinner parties forever.

Thank God I haven't worn a belt since the seventh grade.

I think that analysis of Jessica Simpson's fiance is a little dated. She's clearly the strident businessperson and she's really successful. If her boyfriend met her and fell in love with her and left his current plan to help her out with hers, how is that "looking for a meal ticket"? She's a powerful lady, of course…

Reel it in a little bit there, buddy.