Shhh, she's so excited. Let her have her moment.

Hey, hey, Kercher family: at least she didn't go to Halloween as a throat-slashed vampire. Girl has some class.

Hahah I assumed that's what you meant. But then I pictured a very serious, very terrified woman out there having nightmares about penises and I didn't want to push it. ;)

"Ladies, there is something to be said for abstaining from the act of lifting up your legs over your head and exposing your nether-regions to everyone around you at an engagement party."

I hope you are saying that with something of a smile!

Hm. I don't think I worry about the men as much on Halloween because I really don't SEE them. I see these women walking around, with other women. I've never seen nude or seminude men on the campus. If I did I think I would worry the same way though.

I like how poor Kris Humphries gets introduced as an "NBA free agent." It's like when KFed was referred to by the press as a "thousandaire."

I live within close proximity of a large college campus in a very, very cold place. I do not agree with this article. I do not think rape victims ask for it, deserve it, or contribute to the crimes brought against them—ever. I do not think clothing is a part of it.

Honestly the toddler was giving me panic attacks. Literally. I probably need to leave this thread entirely and go help Michelle Obama or something.

For real, womenz. If there's a hole on your body, penises are just going to try to get in there. Keep your mouths shut, while you're at it. Penises can't HANDLE that shit.

I wasn't trying to call you out—the thought of that just horrified me if it were true.

Hahaha I was imagining a special sort of small bird.

Are there really 500 lb toddlers in this world?

Agree.

Bah. Headlines are so lame. This article would be more accurately titled: "Melissa McCarthy has a lot of insightful things to say about how her size is perceived in Hollywood and how she feels about her body, and that her mood changes frequently as anyone's does."

Will do. What on EARTH is a clapping Gosling? I can't even Google that!

Ummmm these articles that just spawn racism/rape "is she lying" comments are tiring me. Can't we have some happy lady topix??

Totally agree with this point. I expected a little bit more revelatory insight here than "if you fuck a guy 3 hours after meeting him, you are not headed to the altar." You are not headed to the altar when you're not headed to the altar. Period. You fuck a guy when you fuck a guy. These tracks may be completely…

I hate Wikipedia! Not everything benefits from being created democratically. I want a democratically-rendered encyclopedia about as much as a democratically-rendered pap smear.

Wow, I've never read anything like this. Good on you for writing so clearly and earnestly about this scary topic. This piece should be used educationally, I could imagine it being a resource.