Well, that was your last thread with me, Patti Stanger. Hope it was worth it! Have fun enjoying the terrible people left in your corner (hint: it's gotten very small!)

To be fair, only one of those photos depicts Rihanna grabbing her ass. Color me slightly disappointed.

OH. Everything=explained. Good call.

That Jewel to Leann Rimes Tweet really confounds my theory that they are the same person. Now if Emily Blunt would three-way tweet with Katie Perry and Zoey Doeschanel my alien conspiracy theories would be complete.

See I like Katie Holmes's outfit because it sort of matches the project she is promoting: confusingly distributed, worth seeing but only available on iTunes or Netflix streaming, classic material but presented in a slightly modern/sloppy manner. Fits for me!

I am way to shaky in high heels to carry babies around while wearing them.

Didn't Sofia have her own clothing line? Wasn't Milkfed hers? I remember owning something very expensive from that line. And Zoo York. I was the kid that hung around the skate shop and used a DJ bag, not a backpack.

Erotic Game/50 fanfic, anyone?

Haha—my doctor suggested weight watchers and gave me a coupon for it to be free! Ilovermont.

A vampire golden retriever

Shit. I run my company's Twitter. Does this mean stalkers are going to come showing up where I am Twittering?

If anyone wants to donate their leftovers to Vermonters who have lost everything in Hurricane Irene, please contact me. There are many people our age in need, especially in larger sizes.

Don't kill me for being superficial, but has anyone ever bought anything from Wildfox Couture? I think a few of their tops are cute and I go to certain events for work where I need to dress in sort of that casual-hip style, but I can't gauge whether they are $90 piece-of-crap t-shirts or whether they are well-made.

Let me weigh in and be the voice of the type of lesbian who always gets made fun of/shot down/said to be mythological: for me it was just a phase, and that's possible too. The best thing is to try it out. I dated and loved women from when I was 15 to around 24, and then I was just done. I wanted to be with a man in…

Same! My family is very not touchy, but that's just their style. They're private. They're New Englanders. I'm cool with it but it's not how I am, personally. My boyfriend is from Louisiana...when he came for Christmas he kissed my mom right on the smacker and he may as well have shanked her the way the entire room…

I guess this wouldn't be Gizmodo territory, but I'd love to start a horror stories list for dealing with Progressive...

If we get blood cancer, I'll be pissed.

Actually it's a fascinating piece, thanks for sharing. I bookmarked it to watch later with my boyfriend.

I'll be exploring some preventative medication.

Way to be a downer!