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I am starting to suspect that OK! and I have the same Myers Briggs personality type, wherein our imaginary lives are most important. ENFJ FTW!

And now I know why I typically avoid NSFW stuff at work. Because cleaning the vomit out of my keyboard is such a pain!

Nothing has made me dislike Jezebel as much as this writer. The snarky tone about weird (happy) things like greenhouses and pregnancy videos? Do not get it. Too meta. I must be old.

Just wait: soon they aren't going to let nursing mothers through at all because their breasts might contain more than 3 ounces of liquid. "Ma'am, that nipple does not look like a Ziploc to me!"

This story makes me think of The Notebook, which makes me cry more predictably than PMS.

Oh my god, I can loose a few pounds just by taking a poop!

Something that I really embraced about SATC as a television program was that it embraced (mildly) the lives/needs/desires/fantasies of adults. So much of television is about being 17-18, whether it's in little kids' shows aging up or adult shows aging down. I look at this girl and this premise and it just is so

Totally agree. I might be turning into an old hippie Vermonter, but isn't sex-positive feminism still alive and kicking? And did anyone else get kind of a lot hot and bothered just reading that description and remembering being 14 and getting fingered?

Aw don't worry I've never been pregnant and am permanent size huge belly. I am like a 110-lb-person in all areas except my stomach, where I occasionally appear to be hiding a small extra curled-up adult.

I feel like I'm the only one in the world who knows this, but bath salts aren't "bath salts", the large-grained lavender-scented stuff that's for sale at Bath and Body Works. It's a street name for a cooked up bunch of a whole combination of hallucinogenic, speed, meth-like drugs. I don't know why reporters keep

I have almost left my relationship twice over cell phone use during intimate moments. It makes me mad to even comment about it!!!

Was she being great? I kept getting confused about her tone when she was talking about Rainn.

Are those little girls Ellen regulars? They are absolutely divine performers. I hope they are well-compensated.

The floral industry tends to be not the best at coherently reporting information back out, but from the ground floor of wholesale flowers I'll tell you something went way wrong this year. I don't know what yet, but a lot of orders from Holland had big problems or were late and it trickled in to the local

I didn't realize she incited controversy! She just seems like a liberal-minded good writer. What flares people up?

This column is my favorite part of Jezebel.

I am laughing to read that, like many of the other commenters, despite being a bisexual feminist with a monogamous dating history and a complete aversion to sports, I too have a baseball boyfriend (Josh Beckett) and I would absolutely pay $2.99 to play with him in my iPhone. Not getting my panties in a bunch about

I just had a confusing moment where I thought you were naming all Whitney Houston movies. (Whitney as Jennifer Grey? Whitney as Ferris?)

I can't believe we live in an era where you say teen mom dads and we all just go with it because we know what that means.

Headlines are now saying parents are outraged over the school's decision to replace the entire staff: [abclocal.go.com]