All of this sounds great to me!!! I travel alone for work and I certainly don't find a yoga mat to be presumptuous. Suggesting you might need a little stretch is not the same as telling you your ass looks big in those pants. And having a woman bring your bag up would be really nice—I am the type of gal who arrives…

I am soooo imagining the Milwaukee police station being completely overtaken by older women squabbling over rare beanie babies. Enjoy, officers!

I know, imagine if the guy above said "white girls" instead of "chubby girls" or was white and said "black girls." People understand that assigning personality to race is impossible, why does it continue to be suggested (I'm talking MTV here, not the writer of this article) that weight comes with some sort of…

"Characters" or not, I resonate with what Khloe says to Kim. I'm so tired of people freaking out because good things in life take work and there is no magic choice that leads to an unyielding supply of rainbows.

What's amazing about all of these comments (and this article) is that everyone completely side-steps what I've encountered as the norm: some people just like people! They might have a three-year relationship with a person who weighs X weight and then quick hookups with people who weigh Y, W, and Z weight. AND THEN…

Narcotics Anonymous has a totally different structure and philosophy than Alcoholics Anonymous. You'd have to attend meetings or read up on both to experience it and I'm sure they are presented differently, but I know alcoholics who attend NA and drug addicts who go to AA. The philosophies are totally different.

Exactly. Like when Montana's all, "we're out of money again!" he can be like "Bake sale!"

I have heard Narcotics Anonymous does a better job of keeping God out of it.

Aw, guys. That was really mean.

While I think it's always good news when a misbehaving company sees a correlative in sinking sales (American Apparel, I'm looking at you) I highly doubt the dip in sales has anything to do with these petition figures. They are really paltry when compared to the UO Empire's expected customer base. The conglomerate…

Nothing in this description seems awry. Showing one's cooch to the pizza delivery man, on the other hand...

That is a really powerful image to use for this campaign. I know it sounds trite, but that couple brings tears to my eyes in that their image completely convinces me they would be loving parents.

Hearted.

Denis Johnson version: Edward and Jacob tour the country using their supernatural powers for petty thefts and tricking local waitresses. Bella's only appearance in the book is a vision Jacob has of her gliding through the sky, but he's messed up on pills and later forgets it.

What's too bad is that the ad has an interesting set-up that could play out in a quirky, funny way—like maybe the woman on left actually HAS a tampon, and gives it to the woman on right with a wink, surprising her. No matter the exact identity of the woman on left; the ad reads as really mean! Like if I were the…

I had a strange allergic reaction to my eyeshadow and spent the evening squinting at people through puffed-up eyelids and yawning. I'm 80.

Beg to differ! She's "the 9/11 widow" who was the madam of all Tiger's mistresses and never banged him herself. I think she's fascinating.

Here are my tips for airport entertainment:

I knowwww. I don't even laugh. I cringe.

Wanted to read about the teen moms! Does this mean I have to buy the rag?