What! Stretched out thongs totally trump granny panties!!!

Shouldn't the International Business Times be keeping up with, you know, International Business? Times? Rather than bleeding hearts who spent 10 minutes chilling with Kate Winslet?

Aw, since everything on here is about how mean shopgirls can be, let me just say: I'm a pushing-it-size-6 to a suck-it-in-a-teeny-bit-size-8 and I like things fitted. I've had some very sweet shopgirl experiences in Burlington, VT (if you've been here, you can probably guess which three shops I frequent...one for…

[www.etsy.com] sisterhood, season-wide.

I thought that headline meant Kim's mom was suing her and I was fascinated!

I want a whole post on having friends IN—in fact I'd write it! Ever since I turned 26 2 years ago/everyone's finances slid off a cliff/I moved to a rural area I've really embraced fun at-home activities. Seriously, guys, allllll you are missing is creepy bar lurkers by not going out. I <3 dinner parties forever.

Thank God I haven't worn a belt since the seventh grade.

I think that analysis of Jessica Simpson's fiance is a little dated. She's clearly the strident businessperson and she's really successful. If her boyfriend met her and fell in love with her and left his current plan to help her out with hers, how is that "looking for a meal ticket"? She's a powerful lady, of course…

Reel it in a little bit there, buddy.

Shhh, she's so excited. Let her have her moment.

Hey, hey, Kercher family: at least she didn't go to Halloween as a throat-slashed vampire. Girl has some class.

Hahah I assumed that's what you meant. But then I pictured a very serious, very terrified woman out there having nightmares about penises and I didn't want to push it. ;)

"Ladies, there is something to be said for abstaining from the act of lifting up your legs over your head and exposing your nether-regions to everyone around you at an engagement party."

I hope you are saying that with something of a smile!

Hm. I don't think I worry about the men as much on Halloween because I really don't SEE them. I see these women walking around, with other women. I've never seen nude or seminude men on the campus. If I did I think I would worry the same way though.

I like how poor Kris Humphries gets introduced as an "NBA free agent." It's like when KFed was referred to by the press as a "thousandaire."

I live within close proximity of a large college campus in a very, very cold place. I do not agree with this article. I do not think rape victims ask for it, deserve it, or contribute to the crimes brought against them—ever. I do not think clothing is a part of it.

Honestly the toddler was giving me panic attacks. Literally. I probably need to leave this thread entirely and go help Michelle Obama or something.

For real, womenz. If there's a hole on your body, penises are just going to try to get in there. Keep your mouths shut, while you're at it. Penises can't HANDLE that shit.

I wasn't trying to call you out—the thought of that just horrified me if it were true.