I don't think people without jobs should be allowed to have credit cards. Does this make me a Republican?

I'm surprised she didn't bring up my leggings weight gain tactic, which is to wear them to completely avoid dealing with those hindering "waist closure" or "buttons" deals.

You guys are all so useful. I guess I've exposed my always-on-top preference.

Wait. I'm sorry, maybe this was covered in Intercourse 101, but how does one hold one's own ankles during sex? Am I doing something wrong?

It's weird that I care, but the article actually says the love letter to Brad was on Jolie and the designer's previous project, a present to Brad.

Agree! And the parts about being okay with a lady removing her dress, but only in the case of being very attractive. Humor is verrrrry generational.

The link says he moved to New Orleans and married a voodoo priestess. What of original wife?

I live in Vermont. When I showed up here 8 years ago from LA I would consider going to work without foundation+concealer+powder+mascara SHAMEFUL and no eyeshadow or jewelry pretty loserly. Now when I'm out of state and accidentally wander into Sephora and get attacked with offers of illuminators! and mineral…

Does anyone else see all photo captions twice?

Kirstie Alley has about 10 times the poise and humor that George Lopez does. Wayyyy to be the chubby fifth-grade boy making fun of the chubby fifth-grade girl, lame-o.

1. If my boyfriend ever asked me to try new sex things "on paper" I would not respond. That's what shots of jager and sexy eyes are for.

Yessssssss. Asshole.

Lying.

"I often bring these issues up at the dinner table because I want my son to know where I stand." Yes, Dad. I know that's why you do that. It's also why I lost 15 lbs. upon entering puberty—DINNER WAS TOO AWFUL FOR ME TO EAT.

A weird thing is that my boss and I are similar in weight, height, and proportions but she takes our shape into loose, classically-styled size 12 items and I am more comfortable in dark, sharp, size 6-8 items (which do, occasionally, leave me awkwardly criss-crossed with red marks or photograph a little on the What…

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I hate Jezebel.

Sorry, but the only person I am familiar with here is Alicia Keys.

I don't understand how this is a prom dress — where is the tulle underskirt?

thanks man!