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Every time a little sound bite about Natalie comes on and someone says "she lost 20 lbs for Black Swan!" (down from what? 100?) and then "her shocking pregnancy with coereagrapher!!" I am like ohhhh, Natalieeee....that weight-loss/no pregnancy thing? It's a myth, girlfriend!

Dr. Phil is not a real doctor?

@Ivriniel: Not necessarily! What if you're two months in, you're doing your thing, and you just wanna bang? You aren't gonna start that off with "try not to smush my fetus, please."

Not typically the facial expression I'd expect my husband to make when convincing a series of photographers "everything's all right."

Right? I made one foray into post-teen drug use with this very substance and the next day I couldn't even sign for a FedEx and I told my boyfriend I wanted to "quit at life."

I wouldn't really chide Guinness for over-sharing on the topic of BH, the article says she only copped to being "friends" and the reporter expresses frustration at her closed mouth on the topic...

Does this mean....she's leaving us?

I like how the new layout has invented a hybrid person. I'm glad to hear from Sadie Stein-Hayden Panettiere. I bet she likes fashions for shorter people and hates being asked about her days as a cheerleader.

Haha my brain just got confused that Tia Mowry is only having one baby and not a pair. Second glass of wine, I think we should chat.

Having a partner who does not use Facebook is like a breath of mysterious, fresh air.

@kkatt: That's what I was referencing! Except I couldn't remember it all the way.

@mermil: They aren't green screens, are they? Beverly Hills had some v. good florals going on. Especially the British woman.

I love how even Joan Rivers cannot snark on this girl.

@lasercats: Heehee. And for the floral arrangements!!

@hfree: That descriptor is confusing me but I'm willing to give her a try...maybe in a couple of hours when my Finance Guy leaves for lunch.

I am shocked to learn what a fan base Robyn has. She's headlining Coachella. I always considered her an early incarnation of the Britney/Xtina/Katy type of songstress. Was she more versatile than a sort of Ace of Base/Spice Girls mash-up?

Well, I'm okay with this guy, but only because it's clearly Bob Dylan.

@alynn: I definitely agree. It would be totally naive of me to argue that Hollywood is a cheery place where women feel free to celebrate who they are on the inside, regardless of their measurements. But I find Fischer's comments to be in line with fairly normal privacy concerns.

@MoonCat82: Well, that sounds manageable.

@stacyinbean: I also hate when I am in close quarters with a Levis-clad male stranger (say, standing in line) and I realize he and I share a waist size.