@theokeydoke: I agree. I am getting very, very tired of this particular author's morality vendettas on certain issues. It's making me read Jez less because I'm sick of hearing "this is what you wear to cure depression!" and "being lied to about whether or not your private parts get exposed in print is GOOD PUBLICITY…

I actually do think this would be embarrassing, for men or women. My boyfriend (and he may be on the self-conscious side) hates pants like Levi's that list waist size on the outside. I can guarantee that most of the men in Hollywood would feel embarrassed about frequent size-update emails. I would! The worst…

Uhh, Honey in the image — please use a condom, I think that's a Skittle.

@MoonCat82: It said after age 25 high levels of THC hanging out in the cervix (which is where, I guess, THC likes to hang) make sperm confused. I don't know if this is true??? But I have some suspicions about my fertility ability that are making me anxious to prep myself for this as I think I'm about a year out from…

Ugh. This after "What to Expect when You Want to be Expecting" tells me if I'm over 25 I need to give up the ganj for a year before attempting insemination. And then it keeps snowing.

Those CSI techniques are going hella over my head. This is somehow rooted in an S and L shape someone sees in the eyeballs? Sounds more National Treasure than CSI, but, y'know, I'm no forensics painting guesser specialist.

@NomNom83: Yeah, I've made my FB photo be me in a tube top before. Like OMYGOD Bleach is NEKKED.

I don't understand why people keep referring to Rihanna in her underwear as "nude."

@Alibelle: Maybe she's the lesbian who's into period sex?

@Mistymoores: Well if she'd said it in those words I might have understood!

@cailizma: Maybe we need to analyze that sentence in full.

@Thus Spake Kate is effulgent.: She only gets :02 of airtime, poor thing.

I don't understand why this is a problem. Isn't it common to reference past similar artists in most art forms? Writers often get compared to their artistic relations of yore.

I like the girl who just sticks all the radishes in her mouth and asks "Do I look attractive in any way?"

Meanwhile, speculation on Billy Blanks' sexuality continues to run rampant despite efforts from several networks to suppress it.

This is going to sound weird re: weight in flux, but really well-tailored items in your middle-to-high size will float through a size up and a size down better than, say, tailored pants from The Loft (or even J. Crew, but don't even get me started on my Gwyneth Paltrow/J. Crew/clothes made for flat people conspiracy…

Natural breasts are where it's at. I have an actual physical sexiness reaction to natural breasts that fake breasts completely do not produce.

I never pop my pimples except for the rare occasions when I have fake nails put on. Then, suddenly, I just go nuts to my poor skin.

@MsAvignon: From sexting.

Great, new excuse for men not to wrap it up. "But I don't wanna be accidentally charged with raping someone!!"